Cosmic Wolf Warrior

E.V.I.L

Celeri: "(Looking at a red card with flaming skull on it) I'm sorry but what?"

Dapper looking skeleton: "(sounds like an old jazz black man) Let me tell you once again, Oh yea (does a little twirl) We at the E.V.I.L INC want you (does another twirl and this time when he finishes he's bowing with another card) to be our main man, our bounce, our guider through the river styx if you will."

Celeri: "Yea... I'm not going to kill anyone no matter how weirdly you dance for me."

DLS: "(Shakes his skeletal hands that sound like music) No you gotta it all wrong brother! We just want a man with your skill who can pay the bills to make sure that no one messes with either the members nor the boss when they try to move with the grove if you catch my meaning (lowers sun glasses showing his blue gem like eyes).  Can you help you're fellow brothers out and secure our rights to boggy down with the funk called life!"

Celeri: "Okay can you give it to me straight!"

DLS: "Sorry my man (twirls around cane) cause if you haven't noticed just yet neither here nor days long past have I ever been straight with just about anyone!"

Celeri: "Well than can you somehow get me another guy who can at least properly explain what the heck it is you want from me?"

DLS: "(Fixes his coat and then twirls his cane) Alright man since we hopen you'd become the mane man. What we'd like from you is to make sure that none of the little hero's you hang out with nor the things they fight come into contact with our little group or try to use them for their own purpose."

Celeri: "Hold so you're trying to tell me that something actually called E.V.I.L doesn't want to do bad things?"

DLS: "Why whatever do you mean my brotha we just a group of EXTREMILY, VERSITLE, INSIDER, LEARNERS, we never want to hurt no body we just wana get down and get giggy with it as we learn more about everything that nothing has to offer."

Celeri just sighs since it was at this point where he was pretty certain that almost everything that would come out of this things mouth was both true, lie and something in between and while that doesn't really make any sense neither does a skeleton that sounds like a jazz player who's dressed as a man straight from the 70s.

But honestly what the heck its a Friday and Star seemed to have something else to do on her own along with pretty much all his other friends which was fine... well except for Janna since she said something about sweat and rock and knowing her no matter what it probably involves money and people simping over something.

After agreeing to go with the DLS they walk just around his house to the backyard? Like okay but like why the heck did they need to do this?

Well the question was answered lickety split as the DLS twirled his cane and tapped the ground twice as he then held onto his hat as they both fell down a giant hole that had appeared in the ground that seemed to be able to go on forever and only seemed to end once they were both spat out inside a giant pristine looking office.

DLS: "(Head rolled a bit away from their body as they fell on the ground and turned into a pile of bones) Ay maty how ye be fine after that great fall!"

Celeri: "Because while I was surprised it wasn't that hard also why are you pirate now?"

Pirate Skull/DLS: "(Being picked up by body) I say though am sorry for when thoust that is I become parted from thy body one can only express through act such as I for actions speak louder than thy words soith say many forever more."

Celeri just decides to ignore that and instead waits for DLS to get its self back together once again which for some reason took HALF A FREAKING HOUR! Like the guy knew where every part of his body was, pulled them back together again but for some reason took that long just to get everything together.