-> karlity oneshots [5] ✰

Movie night ft.brokeback mountian 2 (karlity) 💠

Short sequel that was meant to be morning blowjob sex buttttt...yk.
Promise I'm trying my best,sorry for the patchy uploads

Quackity was Walking up in bed,the morning after making beautiful,first-time love with his beautiful boyfriend who was....not next to him?
Quackity tried to hold Karl tighter to get a better smell of Karl's bubblegum scent but it's like he just..disappeared?
Quackity slowly started to open his eyes,the more he looked around,the more he realized that Karl wasn't there?

Quackity silently panicked for a few seconds,his first reaction being 'what if he was kidnapped?!' When it probably should've been
'He's probably just in the bathroom,or literally any other room in this house'.
Quackity rubbed his eyes to wake up more as suffered the loss of his boyfriend,he decided to text Karl.

Karl (emergency contact & my everything)
💗🐶⭐️

K:
This is literally us

Q:
What?
Where r u
I thought morning sex?
😔😔😔

K:
Outside

Q:
So no Head?
Get it
Like the vine lol

K:
Hilarious
I'm at the sex store
There are sooooo many dildos here omg
Like there's this snake one
Who would want a snake up their ass???

Q:
Karl why are you at a sex shop

K:
We need lube
Like.
Lots of it.
Like I'm talking a fuck ton of lube.

Q:
Oh
Okay take your time then😊

K:
U don't want me to come home?

Q:
No I do I was just being supportive
Love that we're having sex but pls come home I already miss u so much

K:
I'm omw :)
I'll get some breakfast on my way back,what do u want?

Q:
Head

K:
What food do u want.

Q:
You
😏😏😏

K:
Cornball
I'm gonna get a panini bagel ok?

Q:
Perfect
As long as you CUM on it😂😂😂😂

K:
Okay putting my phone away now
Don't text me bc I'm just gonna ignore you

Q:
I love you karl😘
You know you have the exact same energy a flip-flop would have if it were a person 🩴
And jorts 🩳
And the sun little kids draw in the upper corner of their drawings that's only 25% there
Blub blubbbbb ima fishhhhhh 🐠 🫧
Woooooo woooo
Wooooooooooooooo 🚨
Neeeeeh noooooh neeeeeh noooooh
That's how fire trucks sound
Karl?
Hello? I know your there
Okay bye.

Quackity put his phone away on the bed and looked around,not sure what to do now...
He picked up the remote and decided to watch some Netflix until Karl came home.
Karl opened the door.
Quackity:"YOUR BACKKKKKK!"
Quackity cheered.
Karl looked at him and scoffed as he tossed the plastic bag on the bed.
Quackity emptied it out on the bed,a bunch of lube and condoms,along with a few toys fell out.

It was like Christmas was here early..
Quackity:"jesusss?!"
He said as he picked up a pink vibrator.
Karl crawled on the bed next to him with the food.
Karl:"nice,right?"
Quackity:"I- yeah! Sorry this is...jeez this is really surprising...I've never seen you be genuinely excited for sex before.."
Karl smiled and shrugged.
Quackity picked up another dildo.
Quackity:"uhh,why does this have a suction cup on the back?"

Karl snatched it from his hands and quickly put it under his pillow.
Karl:"no reason,let's move on!"
Quackity:"wait?-"
Karl:"whoaaaa look at thissss!"
He said as he picked up a long bundle of condoms.
Karl:"Public sex,am I right?"
Quackity still couldn't believe this.
Quackity:"uh- so,completely and obviously right!?"
Karl:"yeah!"

Karl laughed.
He looked at Quackity searching through the erotic items laid out on the bed as he slowly stopped laughing.
He tucked his hair behind his ear before tapping Quackitys shoulder.
Karl:"hey,sorry...a..am I freaking you out..?"
Quackity:"what? What are you talking about?"
Karl:"it's just...you know,I don't wanna be weird,I mean if this is too much,we can just keep it vanilla,I don't have a problem with it!-"

Quackity:"are you kidding me? Karl I- Jesus- oh my god- this is AWESOME! I mean I never even excepted to have sex with you and now you wanna do all these fun kinky things I'm- im so in! I'm so down!"
Karl smiled.
Karl:"okay,cool..."
Quackity pulled his closer and kissed him before going back to the sex toys.
Karl:"you wanna maybe....discuss what we wanna do...you know,sex wise...?"
Karl smirked as he leaned on Quackitys side.
Quackity chuckled and shrugged.

Quackity:"fuckin- sure,course..."
Karl nodded.
Karl:"do what do you wanna do?"
Quackity:"I'd like it if you gave me head,and I could finish on your face maybe? Sorry I just think you'd be so pretty with cum on your face,
Just thinking about it is...."
Quackity shook his body a little to imitate a shiver.
Karl laughed.
Karl:"thanks,I totally agree"
Quackity smiled.
Quackity:"so what about you?"

Karl:"I was thinking we could have a nice day,
Literally any regular day,and out of nowhere you'd say this specific word and we'd have really rough sex,like I'd just be in my Normal clothes and you'd figure out a way to completely destroy me,like I'd be on the floor giving you head and you could spit on me while degrading me on camera or something..
You know?"
Quackity zoned out.
There was silence for a few seconds.
Karl slightly sat up and looked at Quackity,
His face was in disbelief.

Quackity:"um.."
Karl:"Sorry,to Crazy?..."
Quackity:"no....um..."
Quackity shook his head as he slowly tapped back into reality.
Quackity:"well,yeah but...I like it,it sounds really fun...like you can..read my mind.."
Quackity 'discreetly' covered his crotch with the blanket,hoping Karl wouldn't notice.
Quackity:"and I thought my fantasies were kinky...wow.."

Karl:"sorry,I shouldn't have said anything so soon! I'm sorry!"
Quackity:"No no no! Im serious,i do Like it! I just never really expect these things from you.."
Karl sighed and looked away,clearly ashamed of himself.
Quackity:"dude,cmon.."
Quackity pulled Karl to his chest and ruffled his hair,Karl groaned.
Quackity:"any other hot fantasies you want me to know about?"
Karl:"ughh,I don't wanna talk about this anymore..."
Karl whined as Quackity kissed his head.

Quackity:"fine,I will,I really like femboys? Like uh...guys in skirts..it started out as a joke but....it's definitely not a joke anymore,I have a problem."
Karl laughed.
Karl:"I guess I'd be down to wear a skirt.."
Quackity looked at him with an excited smile.
Quackity:"yeah?"
Karl looked back and smiled.

Karl:"yeah,sure,I'll put together an outfit and,
You know....you'll see..~"
Quackity smiled and tightly hugged Karl while they rolled around in the messy sheets.
Karl laughed and tried to push him off.
Karl:"get off you- cornball!"
Quackity pulled away with a big smile.
Quackity:"....i love you.."
Karl looked up at him as he tucked his hair behind his ears and smiled.
Karl:"I love you too.."