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Christmas booty call (karlity) 💠♻️🎄

Karl x Quackity
Fluff💠/smut♻️/First half-text fic📱/Christmas🎄
Song: can we bring back this vine
For those who celebrate today🎉 or if your just in the mood for some karlity

Quackity ☃️

K:
Merry Christmas✨🎄🎅🏻
Why didn't u reply to my link?

Q:
Bc wtf is 'https:/Skibiditolietfanumtax/rule34'
Im not clicking on that shit

K:
Can you just say it back??? Why are you so rude it's literally Christmas??

Q:
Merry Christmas Karl

K:
Thanks Q
Anyways,are you free rn?

Q:
...for what?
Why are you asking if I'm free at 9PM on Christmas Eve

K:
Well are u?

Q:
No,I'm obviously not free.
Idiot
Why are you even asking?

K:
R u in Dallas still?

Q:
Yeah?

K:
Well I'm home for the holidays
And i was gonna ask if you could come and sneak in through the window so I can give you head

Q:
???
Yk I might be free.

K:
Great😊

Q:
Why didn't you tell me you were visiting earlier?

K:
I arrived this morning and I initially thought u were coming to our Christmas dinner w your family like always
But u weren't there😢
I was gonna give your a foot job under the table as a gift haha

Q:
Wow.
Yeah we couldn't make it this year bc my cousin had some sort of dance recital thing and we had to go to that
We are coming tomorrow though?

K:
Oh.
I didn't Know that
Well i don't wanna wait that long
Can u come over?

Q:
Yeah I'm omw

K:
YAYYYYYYY🎉🎉🎉🎉
what r u wearing?

Q:
Im dressed as Santa Claus

K:
Rlly?!?!?!!??!!??!

Q:
No

K:
Oh
Oh...😢

Q:
Im wearing a normal outfit wdym

K:
Nothing,it's fine.
Btw i saved some food for you

Q:
U did?

K:
Yeah
Thought u might want something 🙃

Q:
Thats really nice of you,thanks :)
Yk it's crazy but sometimes i forget that your a really nice person BEFORE your a whore

K:
Come over and LET ME LICK THEM JINGLE BELLS😫😫

Q:
???????

K:
Lol thought that was funny
More like jingle BALLS amirte?😂

Q:
It was
But also really weird
I hope your oiled up under the Christmas tree when I get there

K:
Sorry I'm not
I hate the feeling of oil on skin,i actually thought about doing it for as joke but it was disgusting,sensory nightmare really.

Q:
Figures.

K:
'Figures'🤓🤓🤓

Q:
Shut up

K:
Are you wearing a Christmas sweater by any chance?