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"I wish you were a girl" (karlity) 💠🃏

Karl x Quackity
Fluff💠 / Angst🃏
Song: Margret - lana del rey (ft,the bleacher)
I know I said I was gonna post the part 2 smut to the last onehsot but...too busy writing tooth rotting angst of two grown men afraid of the world
Sorry I literally meant to upload this like 6 hours ago but I had to go to school

Karl:"SHUTTTT THE FUCK UPPPPP OH MY GOD-"
Quackity:"DOOR NFT! DOOR NFT! DOOR NFT!"
Karl groaned as he banged his fists on his desk.
Quackity laughed.
Karl:"I hate you..hearing you scream 'door nft' through my wall is something i never wanna experience again.."
Quackity:"yeahhh...hey,your next door!"
Karl looked at his screen confused.

Karl:"yeah?"
He scoffed.
Quackity:"I totally Forgot you live here too."
Karl:"what do you mean 'live here too',this is literally my house?"
Quackity:"well it's 'our' house,don't be a dick?"
Quackity scoffed.
There was silence.
Karl wanted to test something out.
He took off his headset and got up before walking out of his room and into the hallway.
He stood there,and about two seconds later Quackity came out of his room too.

They looked at each other,both of them in 'mom,I frew up' stances.
Quackit:"dude,we are so telepathic"
Karl:"I fucking know,right?"
Karl laughed,they both relaxed their stances and started waking downstairs together.
Karl:"wanna watch a movie?"
Quackity:"sure"
Karl smiled.
Quackity walked over to the couch and laid down,knowing Karl was heading straight for the fridge to grab them some drinks.

Quackity:"I want sprite and a can of wine"
He sang to himself dramatically,Karl smiled.
Karl:"why would we have canned wine?"
Quackity:"cause I bought some?"
Karl looked into the fridge,nothing but a bunch of soda and some eggs,they both weren't great at cooking but everyone knows how to make eggs?
He rummaged through the mostly useless stuff in the bright fridge trying to find the 'canned wine' Quackity was talking about.
Karl:"I don't see it?"

Quackity:"it's behind the oranges,top..shelf? Thing?.."
Karl looked where Quackity told him too and took out the canned wine confused before he laughed.
He turned it around to look at it closer before getting his own drink.
He closed the fridge with his waist and walked over to Quackity.
He placed the drinks on the coffee table.
Quackity looked at Karl,his feet still obnoxiously spread across the couch.
Karl:"..can you move your fucking feet-"
Quackity:"no"

Karl rolled his eyes and sat down in the small space that was left on the other end of the couch,his legs up to his chest,Quackity laughed at him.
Quackity:"loser"
Karl:"shut up.."
Karl grabbed the remote and his drink from the table and turned on the TV.
Karl:"do we still have hbo?"
Quackity:"ran out last week"
Karl sighed.
Karl:"well did you pay it?"

Quackity:"yes? I did?"
Karl looked at him unserious.
Quackity:"I did!"
Karl:"whatever...I'll just ask dream for his login"
Quackity:"wow,really? I DID pay it!"
Karl:"whateverrr!"
Karl went onto Netflix.
Karl:"horror,romance,kids movie?-"
Quackity:"kids movie,one hundred percent"
Karl:"yeah obviously,emoji movie?"
Quackity nodded,Not really paying attention as he grabbed his canned wine and cracked it open.

Karl searched it and clicked on it.
He put down the remote and grabbed his drink as the movie started.
Quackity took a sip of his beverage and looked at Karl,not even realizing he forgot his sprite.
He was bored already,and wanted to talk to Karl.
Quackity:"can you hear me jerking off through your wall?"
Karl looked at him,not even phased by his question.
Karl:"yeah,the amount of times you do it is concerning"

Quackity nodded.
Quackity:"did you know that 20% of thee average male jerks off 2 to 3 times each week?"
Karl:"yeah,that's normal but YOU do it like..
Every day-"
Quackity:"so?"
Karl scoffed.
Karl:"aren't you tired?"
Quackity looked at Karl like he took personal offense to that question.
Quackity:"no? Im in my prime?"
Karl nodded sarcastically before taking another sip.