Hermitcraft oneshots

.•⦁ Kidnapping And Ice Cream ⦁•.

Alternative title: kidnapping/word dump
Genre?: crack?
Notes/prompt/idea: Gri gets kipnapped because he looks like a child + Bdubs because ice cream.
Ship: nope

TW: kidnapping?
(tell me if I missed any?)

I actually hate this cause it feels way too messy, but I really wanted to get something out so here's this 😅
I'm sorry if it sucks-

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•Grian POV•
"I wanna go to the park."

"And why's that?" Mumbo asked a bit suspicious.
"I want to run around and kick children off the slide." I answered chaotically.

"Sure. Let's do that, it'll do you good cause you're very energetic."

"SCAR, DO YOU WANT TO COME TO THE PARK WITH US?" I shouted very loudly up the stairs. So loud I saw Mumbo wince in the corner of my eye.

I waited 20 seconds and decided it took to long. I ran up the stairs and to Scar's room.
I put my hand on the doorknob just as he opened his door. To put it simply, I got a door in my face.

But luckily his answer was "Yes, I'll go to the park with you and Mumbo."

So I happily skipped down the stairs, in the process almost falling flat on my face, but catching myself just in time.

-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-a few minutes later.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-.-

The walk to the park was nothing special, we saw Impulse, Gem and Pearl, doing shenanigans and X speaking with Doc about something.

When we got to the park I made a beeline for the slide as fast as I could.
I kicked a few kids off the slide before deciding it wasn't curing my boredom.

So I left the slide and headed to the swings. Here there were no kids for some reason, so I just hopped onto the seat and started swinging my feet.

I got pretty high before some guy dressed in all black, with a black mask came up to me. Yea it looks sketchy af but I don't care.

"Hey kid can you come down here?" He asked creepily.
My reply was simply "No."

Seemingly this pissed him off a bit, because he balled his one hand into a fist, but he quickly unclenched it.

"Well then, can I have a turn on the swing?"
"No."

"Fine, then I'll just stop you."
"No."

He walked behind me, where I couldn't see him, and he grabbed the chain of the swing. I barrel rolled onto the ground dazed, and when I tried to get up, the man was behind me.

"Hey-"
I got a cloth pushed into my face that smelled kind of sweet, almost like chloroform. But that would be weird, right? You wouldn't kidnap an adult, right?

Just in case I fumbled for my communicator and friendship bracelet. Luckily the person didn't see what my hands were doing yet, so I took the accessories off as I held my breath. I threw the bracelet on the ground and tried to type something on my communicator that looked at least a bit like 'kidnapped'.

When I got 'kid nap' on there, I threw the watch to the ground and had to breath in. Because, sadly, humans have to breath if they want to live.

I felt myself loosing consciousness slowly. My last coherent thought was Mumbo's gonna kill you dude, be prepared.

-.-.-.-.twenty minutes after the kidnapping.-.-.-.-

•Third person POV•
It was only after the black clad man had picked the pesky bird up, put him in a van and drove off, that Grian's friends noticed his disappearance.