Hermitcraft oneshots :)
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Alternative title: Boat Boys Genre: normal? prompt/idea: see picture above Request: Wee_Haggis_G Ship: Boat Boys TW: being obsessed? Idk (tell me if I missed any)
IM BACK
TWO DAYS TILL MY AUTUMN BREAK. DUCKING FINALLY.
I hope you like it @Wee_Haggis_G :) (Didn't proofread 😅 so might not be great- you've been warned) —————————————————————————
Joel and Etho seemed to be absolutely obsessed with one another.
And the server was getting a little annoyed at the tension that always seemed to be around when the two were in one room.
But the statues were the last straw.
"Why is there a Joel statue on the top of magic mountain?" Skizz asked at the next meeting the hermits had.
"And why are there two Etho statues at the bottom by Joel's gate?" Impulse asked right after.
Both Joel and Etho started pointing fingers at the other, saying how the other started it, convincing no one they were innocent.
"Joel made those! He's obviously obsessed with me! You all know he is!" Etho stated, glaring at the shorter man as they stood opposite each other.
"Etho made those! He even left a note on them!" Joel shouted loudly, standing as tall as he could, trying to intimidate the other.
Etho laughed and pushed him down. "You're short."
"I'm not." Joel retorted back.
"Are too."
"Am not."
"Are too."
"Are not"
"Are not." Etho held back a giggle as he hoped Joel would fall for it.
"Are too." He did. "AGHHH." Now he was short and enraged.
Meanwhile, the other hermits just watched in silence as they bickered, wondering whether Grian should have ever introduced the two to one another.
Xisuma watched them for a while longer, before deciding to break them apart, for the sake of the other hermit's sanity.
"Etho, Joel, I think you two need a break from one another." He stated solemnly, his decision final.
"No!" Both Etho and Joel said together, outraged at the idea of missing the other, though they wouldn't ever admit to thinking that.
"The decision is final," Xisuma said, frowning, feeling like a dad, "I think it's best for all the hermits. You guys are a bit too obsessed with each other."
