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.•⦁ Cat Grian Pt2 ⦁•.

Alternative title: Instincts mix
Genre: fluff?
Notes/prompt/idea: the hermits make cat toys, Grian's instincts battle
Request: ace_hiya and Quinnparrot
Ship: none
TW: none
(tell me if I missed any?)

Hope you like it @ace_hiya and @Quinnparrot
Quick disclaimer: I don't own birds and have no idea how they really act 😅 I did a bit of research but gave up cause I was tired after camp
Hope you enjoy the chapter though :)

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Grian had woken up not too long ago.

He wanted to unleash chaos onto the server.
And he knew just how to do so.

He changed his sweater to one that had slits for his wings so he could stretch his reddish-brown wings.

It was probably a weird sight to see, a finch-cat hybrid, complete with wings, feathers on his cheeks, a tail, and cat ears.

He looked at himself in the mirror and smiled like the Cheshire Cat. He was so ready to wreak havoc.

So without a second thought, he lifted off and let his wings carry him upward.

But then he remembered his plan and he turned right back around.

So he sat and waited for his chickens to lay eggs.
Which was boring, so he decided to bake some banana bread while he waited so he could chuck it at people.

When he was sure he had enough eggs and banana bread for chucking, he suited up.
Wait- no- he didn't suit up- his friend Poultry Man suited up while he went to the- um- kitchen. Yes, he went to the kitchen to make more bread?

Then, he definitely watched from bellow as Poultry Man flew away to wreak havoc for him.

When Grian, AHEM, I mean poultry man arrived in the shopping district, there were already many a hermit shopping or restocking. Perfect targets of course.

Flying over Cleo, Joe and False, he dropped as many eggs as he could, most of them hitting their targets, and other hatching into baby chicks that ran off as soon as they could.
He resisted the urge to chase after them, not knowing if the urge was to kill or protect the chicks.

The three hermits looked up just in time to see a white and brown spotted tail follow the 'vigilante' poultry man.

They silently looked at each other and laughed, going on with their day as usual.

Poultry man flew over the shopping district a few times before running out of eggs. So the fun was cut short due to a lack of eggs. Luckily he always had some banana bread right? Nope. He'd left that in the kitchen. So he decided to stop and go home- no- report back to Grian.

But as Grian's base came into view, he saw smoke coming from the side of it. The kitchen! He'd left the banana bread in the oven!!

Quickly he rushed over to the kitchen with a bucket of water and put out the fire with some coughing and a burn or two.

But he didn't care about the burns, they didn't matter and he didn't feel them just yet. What was most important, was the banana bread.

But alas, the once delicious looking loaf of bread, was now the color of charcoal.

Grian fished the loaf out of the oven and put the hot pan on the counter. He stared at it intensely, somehow hoping it'd turn back time to when it was perfect. But that didn't work.