Hermitcraft oneshots

.•⦁ Wither Heads ⦁•.

Alternative title: Zedaph is mad (idk)
Genre?: fluff
Notes/prompt/idea: Zedaph mad about the wither skull
Tango ep #17 The Ice Fortress Rises around 8:30
Ship: Zedaph x Tango

TW: none I don't think
(tell me if I missed any?)

Main AU

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•Third person POV•
"Tango!" Was what Tango heard around noon as he sorted through his inventory.

"Tango!!" The voice was louder now as it came closer.

"TANGO!" His boyfriend sounded pretty mad.

Tango shrunk in on himself ever so slightly, definitely not scared of his lover. Not in the least.

"Tango get out here right this instant!" Zedaph's demanding voice came from outside.

"Wait how do you get in?" Tango was safe for a bit longer, thanks to his brilliant idea of not putting his door in plain sight.

But as he was just about to continue his sorting, assuming his partner wouldn't be able to find his door, his voice rang out again. "Oh never mind I found it!"

"Tango Tek! Where are you?!" He asked, anger still evident in his voice, "I know you're home!"

The blonde sheep hybrid started looking around for his boyfriend who hid in the corner.

Zedaph checked everywhere, not giving up, decidedly wanting to find and shout at the person who had scammed him.

A squeak came from the corner as the blonde shuffled passed the cupboard Tango cowering in.

"Aha!" He declared triumphantly, "I found you!"

"Um... Hi? How are you?" The nether hybrid trembled, scared of his lover's power over him.

"Don't 'how are you' me, mister!" Zedaph stated. What were you doing in that cupboard for Void's sake?!"

"I, um... I was sorting through my cupboards?" The red-eyed hermit tried convincing his partner with a poor excuse.

Zedaph did not buy the cheap excuse and pulled Tango out of the cupboard, all while grumbling about how his boyfriend could be so stupid at times.

"Why, um, why are you here, Zed?" Tango asked as Zedaph pushed him down on his couch.

"You scammed me!" Betrayal seeping from his voice. "I can't believe you!"

"Sorry, what did you say?" The nether hybrid inquired confused. "I did-"

Zedaph cut him off before he finished his next sentence. "You ripped me off!" He pouted, crossed his arms over one an other and huffed.

"Here. What do you call this. Right here, right now." Zedaph tossed a black head toward Tango.

Tango caught it and checked the name of the item. "That would be a... wither's head!"

"Exactly! What is it really? A player head! You ripped me off, mister." The sheep hybrid shouted at his boyfriend.

"No it's not a player head! These generate naturally in the game." Tango sounded very sure of himself. "Are we talkin-"

"No! No thank you!" Zedaph interrupted again. "What're you talking about?! What wiki have you been sniffing around on?!" He sounded hurt his lover didn't know what was wrong with the skull in his clawed hands. (But he sounded more mad then hurt)

"This- this is a custom player head. You cheated me, I demand witherskeleton-skulls. Now." He rambled again.

"Do you want me to kill some withers and show you that these wither's heads drop naturally?" Tango asked not understanding what was so wrong about the head he held.

"This, ph- look at the data!" Zed stuttered, still sounding angry. "Look at the, the proof! The data!"

Tango threw the skull back at his partner, not believing how persistent he was in telling him it wasn't vanilla-Minecraft.

"Where're you throwing that at me?! Get- take it back! The data on the skull says that that's a player's head." The purple eyed man persisted still.

"Is this not a- a vanilla thing? Is this the thing- is this a Hermitcraft thing?"

"Oh now he's figured it out! This is a Hermitcraft thing only, my friend. I want a witherskeleton-skull right this instant. This second. Right now."

Tango put the wither's head on his own head laughing. "Uh huh..." He muttered as he stood up to walk to his storage.

"Stop playing around! I will get nasty! Where are you going? Come back! Look I can- look I can break things!" The sheep threatened as he broke one of the wooden blocks close to where his boyfriend stood.

Tango turned around and saw what he did. "Hey hey hey! Don't be busting up the joint!" He joked as he playfully hit his partner.

"Don't be busting my skulls or whatever!" Zedaph tried to counter with a retort.

"Okay, okay! What do you need? What do you need?" Tango asked twice in case he didn't hear the first time.

"Uh- please can I have a witherskelleton-skull?" The sheep requested as nice as he could, with puppy dog eyes to help his case.

"Are you serious?" Tango turned to look from his storage back to his lover.

"Yeah!"

"You don't have any?"

"No!"

Tango sighed as he walked over and rummaged in his enderchest for a specific box.

"You've got a thousand! You've got a whole farm!" His boyfriend's sentence started out sounding jealous, but I quickly went to accusing him jokingly. "And yet, you have the cheek to give me a forgery!"

Tango eventually found the special box and grabbed a few skulls for the grumpy sheep.

"Here! There you go! Is that enough, honey?" He asked, teasing his boyfriend.

Zedaph picked the skulls off the floor and got an achievement straight away. "See! Proof I've never had one before!"

Tango chuckled wholeheartedly as he placed the purple box back in his enderchest.

Zedaph finally checked how many his boyfriend had given him. "Oh, my. Fifty?!" He was astounded at first, but he quickly changed his tone. "Oh my goodness, Tango that's amazing that you so much!"

He made his voice as sweet as he could possibly make it and he looked at his lover happily again.

Tango mocked him by making a few muffeled sounds in a higher octave. "Oh oh oh. You wanna cuddle now? Oh wow oh." Snickering at his own joke.

"Um... Speaking of which... Um, we could go cuddle...? Can we? Maybe? Please?" The sheep pleaded with puppy dog eyes once again.

"Um... I suppose... But only because you're so cute."

Zedaph bounced up and down, and dragged his boyfriend to the bedroom were they proceeded to cuddle for the rest of the day. Not getting any other projects done.

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I actually like this one :) (dare I say)

What is a good duo for angst? Had an idea but don't know what duo to do with it. Please tell me if you have any suggestions :D