My life on crack at 2 am

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*by child i mean someone in my grade or 1 above mmkay

If the child were younger id call them a tiny child

Unhinged child: HE'S HOLDING ME AND gRaBbiNg ME!!!!

Teacher: [child's name] Stop it!

Math class: *playing hot potato*

Band teacher: hi i have some stuff for you

Math teacher: how dare you interrupt our educational activities

Child: you spelled it wrong

Math teacher: whatever, I'm not your english teacher

English teacher: *misspells more often*

Unhinged child: teacher TEACHER

Child: HE HAS A SEXY HAIRLINE

Child (male btw): nah im your mother

Me: hi mom

Child: no thats not what i meannnnttt

Child: how to best excercise, THRUST and back, and THRUST

(Luigi is this tower we made of cardboard and stuff, but we ran out of tape so we were using string to tie it together)

Annoying child: Luigi needs to die. *proceeds to sabotage the group project that  HE was working on with us*

PE teacher: IF YALL DONT BE QUIET WE WONT BE ABLE TO DO PE

Me: good

Class: *playing froggy murder*

Pedestrian child: I think i SEEEEEE

Other child: IM SCARRREDEDDDDEDDDED

Literally every boy in my grade whenever a girl walks past: BESTTIEEE BOOOOOOOOO

but like the annoying "popular" girls eat so much candy, like how much yall dental care cost

HOW TO BE POPULAR IN MY SCHOOL

1: COMPLAIN ABOUT THE SPORTY BOYS

2: BECOME FRIENDS WITH ANNOYING GIRLS

3: FLIRT WITH SPORTY BOYS

4: EAT CANDY UNTIL ALL YOUR TEETH FALL OUT

Like cmon wtf

2 Tiny children on the bus: *making out with masks on while other tiny child stares out window*

Tiny child on bus: DIDDLY DARN DIDDLY DARN

unhinged child: GIMMEE YOUR GLASSESSSSS

GIVE MONEEEYSSSSSSS

LOOK AT MY CRAPPY KEYBOARDA

Class: *goes to dave and busters*

Girl: *legit begs boy ON HER KNEES for fugly sonic hedgehog doll*

Like tf can you not do better

Annoying boy: yeah but pushups are easier for girls cause *looks pointedly at chest*

The gym: *has some kind of crash bandicoot thingy plushie tied on a rope*

Me: oh i thought that was a child

*i actually did think it was a child though*

Unhinged child: You don't like pizza? IM ITALIAN THATS RACIST

"DADDY I LOVE YOU MWAH"

"YOU'RE MY GRAMMA CUCKOO"

me: NO IM NOT

*announcement starts*

Annoying boys lunch table: *AGgRESSIVELY SCREAMING*

Boys: *sees girls talking to each other* they're LESBIAN

Also boys: *AGGRESSIVELY CUDDLING AND KISSING i mean not on the lips*

Boy: *randomly moans*

Teacher: stop

Boy: *rolls over* IT WASNT ME IM A ROBOT

Unhinged children: *SINGING WAKA WAKA BY SHAKIRA OUT OF CONTEXT AND MOANING*

Boys: *massaging each other and SMILING in spanish class*

Child: i like to throw my cat down the stairs