ok so apparently Plant Fondler (this guy who used to fondle this plant in science) got a lunch detention for giving out gum after science.
he's in my group for the field trip tomorrow and i've had a mental image of him fondling every plant we come across when we go through the woods.
in PE this dude my friend likes (looking at you Midnight4Lifers) was doing squats and then thrUSTING
then there was this other dude who is somehow even worse at PE than I am (bro can't even do mountain climbers or skiers or even JUMPING JACKS and squats right)
anyway D&D was in the science rooms because TSA was using the lecture hall
one of the science rooms, the teacher has this jar with water and stuff and there's just this froggy in it (???????)
when i get to close to the jar the froggy just frEEZES and when i step back it swims around like the oblivious froggy it is.
also why are the geese migrating like every day??
like LEGIT v-formation MIGRATION. they go somewhere and then they come back every day to poo outside and torment the students who are being forced to run the mile.
i wish i was a goose. i could poo everywhere and not have to go to school
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My life on crack at 2 am
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