something from two days ago i forgot to put:
so we got plants in science (it's still boring)
our plant had like these triAnGulAr leaves
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except there's this one tendril✨ with these white flowers 💅.
i can't keep track of which kids are which except Kid 3 so let's go with "child"
Me: let's name this plant Big Man
Girl 3: It's small
Me: then tiny man
Child 1: let's name it Kevin
me: no, tiny man
and then everyone silently agreed that it was kevin
Child 1: *holds up the flowering tendril* This is Kevin's girlfriend, Daisy
Girl 3: bro why they connECTed
istg girl 3 never pays attention gal didn't know where africa was
ok back to today
History teacher: The Confederate president was Jefferson Davis, but we'll just write "Jeff" because that's what everyone calls him.
History teacher: Just kidding.
History teacher: What happened to Jefferson Davis after the war?
Child 2: Was he enslaved?
History teacher: What? NO! Slavery was banned, rEmEMbER?
History teacher: So, I was reading up on Jefferson Davis's imprisonment-
Random child (not sure who): YOU WERE IMPRISONED?!
History teacher: How do you become a member of Congress?
Child 2: You try out?
History teacher: No!
Then we watched a dumb cartoon about the American Civil War
Rando Confederate general writing to his rando Union general former friend: Can we talk?
Rando Union general: No.
Video: *cuts to random clip of Confederate soldiers coming out with their hands up*
(apparently all the generals knew each other)
idk history class is goofy
Science is so boring we learned about living💅 and nonliving💅 things again for like the seventh time in our lives
AND WE ALWAYS GO OVER CLASSROOM EXPECTATIONS
EVERY DAY
AND IF YOU WANT A SINGLE💅 DROP OF WATER, IT HAS TO BE AN ✨EMERGENCY✨ AND YOU HAVE TO GO INTO THE HALL
idk what's up with history class though
it's like we learn where all the ✨continents✨ and ✨oceans✨ are every year
i learned the positions of the continents wayyy back in pre k so idk what's so new abt it
Watching Gravity Falls helped a lot with me finding the Pacific and Atlantic oceans though bc of Pacifica Northwest
so i know that the pacific is over by oregon
harry potter out of context is so suspicious bordering on 🍋🍋🍋
like the Winky and Crouch part omg
"please master not cLoTHeS"
lmao ayo wtf?
my school kinda weird though ngl
"be inclusive"
out of classroom areas: blah blah blah BATHROOM cafeteria etc
i mean HOW AND WHY WOULD YOU BE INCLUSIVE IN A BATHROOM
"hey buddy wanna share my stall?"
"no way"
then they showed us a minion vid compilation to teach us school rules
you guys know the one where the minion has an atomic bomb that explodes?
"no phones at school"
EXCUSE WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH ATOMIC BOMBS
and then the one where the tall minion beats up the short minion because of the cow moo can
"personal space"
SHOULDN'T IT BE "DON'T BEAT UP YOUR FELLOW CLASSMATES?"
my school's lunch schedule is fucking goofy ah though
"A" lunch, "B" lunch, and "C" lunch
so A lunch is first then B then C
which means you're just starving when you have C lunch
and the goddamn vending machine doesn't even work
all i wanted was a chocolate chip rice krispies treat
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