So yesterday my parents let us open some presents early (gasp) because we were going to California today (wowie)
MY DAD GAVE ME A PHONE (motorola)
I might ask for a clear phone case so I can decorate it (hoh)
Anyway today we went to California
And wowie i had a dinner of pho (not accented because my device doesn't have vietnamese dowlnoaded)
That's what i usually have for dinner (relatives yk)
So yeah
Anyway my dad got a pass or smth so we could get through security faster (skip the line I mean(
And this guy who was helping him was like "oh ur from Vietnam I went there myself a month ago" and bro proceeded to speak horrible vietnamese that i cant understand (which sadly isn't saying much but my dad didn't know what he was saying either) (my mom didn't go with us)
Next week we're going to SeaWorld (whoa) with my cousin (who just moved here) so that should be fun (haven't been to SeaWorld in years )
Tomorrow we're going to a park (breaking news I voluntarily go to a park)
Hopefully one of my greatauhts will take me out for boba one day (my mom said not to drink too much though or I'll get fat (true))
Maybe I can even lose 1 or 2 pounds (unlikely but let's hope for the best, shall we)
Anyway now I will tell you about something that shows up in a lot of my dreams
So the first dream with this was when we were playing hidenseek or smth, so I went into our basement and went into the attic (?????)
The attic was literally a whole other house and it looked sorta like the house in Pixar's Up
It reminded me of my great grandmother even though her house looks nothing like it
Anyway the next dream, we were in this sorta huge dollhouse, and its rooms were super confusing
I would walk into one room and end up in another(but some of the rooms were secret, which the dolls used)
And for some reason in the middle of it all was a huge pastel rainbow maze???
Anyway the weird attic house made an appearance again but idk when
The last time it showed up was in a pretty recent dream, from last month
So basically I was Harry Potter, and Hermione and I were hiding from Voldemort and the Death Eaters in Ollivander's (or was it the Hogwarts Express?), except it looked like my house, and we went into the weird attic house, but for some reason stupid Hermione wanted to go back, so she got caught while I was hiding in the closet, and then for some reason stupid me jumped out and shit
Anyway I f0rgot o bring my headband so now every time I wash my face i get soap and/or water in my bangs
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