My life on crack at 2 am

october 24 + october 25 2023

forgot to write yesterday

anyway

Frenemy 1 is demoted to Enemy 1

this other kid will be Frenemy 2

so we're in our history class doing this map project of the western US

Frenemy 2: WYOMING?!??

Frenemy 2: BUT WHERE IS WYOMING?!?!?

and there was this girl, one of the annoying ones

she was talking to the teacher so AA Sports Child and I went to sit at her desk to work with Bestie 2.

She had like one of those wobbly stools and she had her backpack + coat on this chair

so I * gently * removed her jacket and backpack and placed them on the ground and she came over and was like

"I'm sitting there! And why did you knock my stuff off??"

like i understand. I'd be mad too.

BUT WHY TF DOES SHE NEED A WHOLE CHAIR ON WHICH TO PLACE HER ITEMS?

AA Sports Child called her a material girl

Bestie 1 said that in TSA (Technology Student Association) they were voting, and she said that she would be best for treasurer because she was in Algebra 1 Honors and she'd already completed Algebra 2 with the test.

like stfu no one cares that you're in algebra, ok?? like it's you and literally a third of the school.

also how do imaginary numbers help you with finance??? pretty sure the pythagoreon theorum won't help me pay my taxes. (unless it had something to do with triangles.)

and she always overcomplicates things. so in algebra we were finding the zero of a function (x-intercept) and there was this thing that was like 3 + 2y - 3x or something

and she went into this whole with the quadratic equation

ok, you're smart or whatever, we get it ok

rock time we had to pair up with some random person in the room and write a compliment about them that can't be about their appearance.

LIKE WHO TF IS WRITING THESE LESSONS?? DO THEY NOT UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS NEAR IMPOSSIBLE TO WRITE A GENUINE COMPLIMENT ABOUT SOMEONE'S PERSONALITY THAT YOU LITERALLY DON'T EVEN KNOW??

anyway today was pretty mundane

Band teacher: 1, 2, 3-

Percussion child: WHAT?!?!?

Band teacher: What?

Percussion child: He said he was gonna kiss me!! *points to one of the snare drummers*

Snare drummer: What?! No, it was him! *points at baritone player*

Band teacher: *processes*

Band teacher: Alright, this sounds like a wonderful after-school activity.

in DnD we fought MrBeast as Friend 1 played the death note theme

so there was like a chandler, who sometimes phases into the room and starts recording, and when he's recording MrBeast can never miss

so we killed chandler 

Friend 1, as MrBeast: Chandler, start recording!! We need to hit a million views!! 

then some stuff happened and MrBeast did some stuff idk

so ye

then second session I tried to scam a shopkeeper with a fake coupon but he didn't know what a coupon was so I traded a random rock for a health potion

also what's up with tapas/webcomic comic series and villainesses