My life on crack at 2 am

idk

i just spent 2 hours volunteering pulling up invasive plants and there was this ONE GIRL who was on her phone like most of the time

her friend sometimes looked at the phone but at least she was helping

anyway let me tell you about the most random things in my life

1) Sometimes at 11 pm the neighbor puts on loud music (they have 1 6th grade child and 1 high school child)

2) One time that neighbor's side knocked on the wall 3 too many times so I knocked back

3) when I was little i didn't know you were supposed to breathe, so i had to learn about breathing manually because before that i never noticed the respiration process

4) the earliest memory of my birthday was my 4th birthday when my mom woke me up and it was still dark

5) i get angry sometimes (but mostly sad) when i see pretty people because HOW THE HELL ARE THEY SO PRETTY LIKE THIS ISN'T EVEN FAIR?? THEY'RE LITERALLY THE SAME AGE AS ME??? HOW ARE THEY SO PRETTY

6) WTF WHY DO THEY WRITE CHILD-FRIENDLY MYSTERIES STARRING CHILDREN THAT ARE IN 3ND GRADE??? WHY ARE THESE CHILDREN SMARTER THAN ME?? THEY DON'T EVEN KNOW FUCKING MULTIPLICATION! THEY HAVEN'T EVEN LEARNED BASIC ALGORITHM!! HERE I AM WITH MY ALGEBRA AND YOU'RE TELLING ME THESE CHILDREN GET TO WALK AROUND TOWN ON THEIR OWN?? I HAD TO BEG MY PARENTS JUST TO LET ME WALK HOME FROM THE BUS STOP ALONE????

i have to go to karate soon 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

i hope they dont make us run 😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔😔

children from my grade last year be like: 👌👌👌 yes sir yes sir