My life on crack at 2 am

December 15, 2023

In English we had to do a slide abt a holiday our family celebrate

This one kid called a chimney a "fire thingy" and everyones like "mm I love fore thingies"

in PE we did vollebyall ew

this one kid yelled at me for stepping away from the orange bouncy ball

like excuse me you have no right to do that you literally hit a ceiling ball

and then some other kids yelled at me for not seeing the orange ball that was going to hit me in the face

im sorry i was looking at the green ball

totally my fault for not having 2 sets of eyes

like bro im serious

Kid 3, Imbecile 1, and some other kid had to sit out the first half of PE becaus ethey didn thave sneakers

(the second half you could choose between playing basketball or volleyball)

but then the other kid and Kid 3 got sneakers and ruined everythign

band we played 1 piece and then we got to alk and shit

Bass drum child: *holds up mallet*

Band teacher: You broke my mallet?!

Band teacher: Don't worry I didn't like that mallet anyway

Bass drum child: It's squiggly

Band teacher: It's squiggly?

Bass drum child: Ye

Bass drum child: It has squiggly eyes

Band teacher: Oh that's so cute!

Band teacher: We should add squiggly eyes to everything

Band child: Orchestra is bad

Band teacher: Orchestra isn't bad

Band teacher: Orchestra just isn't as good as band

Band teacher: We can't say bad, that's mean

istfg if there weren't teachers for 1 day, orchestra children would kidnap a band kid and sacrifice them

orchestra kids scare me

anywya so today is friday and nex tweek is winter break

my brother left his lunchbox, WITH LEFTOVERS IN IT, at school

so it's going to fester there for the 2 weeks of winter break

anyway yall know that one song

"you better not pout, you better not cry, you better not shout I'm telling you why"

I think that's just a load of nonsense so kids don't annoy their parents by crying.

I don't see how crying ebcause you're sad will land you on the naughty list, 

and anyway it depends on your actions throughout the whole year, not just in the month of december.

also what do the mail people do with letters addressed to Santa at the North Pole