My life on crack at 2 am

december 16 2023

last night i had a dream we were in Vietnam at my grandparent's house

there were 3 cats - an orange tabby, a really fluffy grey tabby, and another color i cant remember

the orange and the other one didnt like me but the really fluffy one did and it stayed still for me to hug it

anyway we went out on the streets, the cat still in my arms, and i think it was Starfire from Teen Titans Go next to me?

anyway apparently the grey tabby wasnt an actual cat, it was just a plushie? but for some reason its head was a fucking barbie hand (help)

anyway i slightly wkoe up then and then i went back to sleep and the cat was normal again

then we went to this weird school in the jungle? i remember a greenhouse or osmehting

then there was some shit happening with Catwoman and Batman??

I switcehd povs to Catwoman and I climbed into this sewer, but it was abandoned or smth

there were tons of plants down there

so then i switched povs to Poison Ivy (hwo appeared) and i looked up and saw Catwoman climbing down a ladder into my wondreous sewer rainforset world with batman trailing her

so I used a big pink-red flower (kinda like minecraft's spore blossom) to teleport away?

basically i stepped into the midddle of the flower on the big yellow part (but then it switched to 3rd person pov) and the petals closed around Poison Ivy and she disappeared

then there was me, Midnight, one of the percussion kids in my band (same age as me), and his frined

it was like minecraft, there was a huge concrete block painted a singular color behind us, and we were kind of on an overlook/balcony over a minecraft jungle. there were 4 sides to the building, each a different color, with minecraft coordinates in the corner (yk xyz etc)

to switch sides, you go into this weird page that's in the style of minecraft bedrock's marketplace featured page

and each side was designated a quadrant, like a coordinate plane

and it refused to load quadrants 2 and 4??

idk it was super weird

anyway someone help i had octopus for dinner but i dont think it was cooked all the way through oopsies

i hope i dont get sick i dont got the time for that shit

i only have time for it if i lose weight too

it's been weeks and i haven't lost a single fucking pound

at least i havent gained any

(im 123.4 pounds, it would be funny if it wasnt sad with my 4'11" height)