My life on crack at 2 am

Wednesday, January 10, 2024

I have an idea for a story:)

I started designing a main character

At lunch we had to sit withthis stupid ass kid who cant speak clearly and wont stop saying "skibidi ohio rizz"

He made his friend spill choccy milk all over the table

Do u remember the percussion guy that played timpani at the beginning of the year???

Hes Enemy 1's father (for context, our friend group has this weird fanily tree thing bc last year Wnemy 1 accidentally said he was my mother)

Nah grampa so swaggy though 

He got paprr towels and then Undertale Guy wiped the table

I was gonna fucking beat the first kid's ass but there was a teacher nearby

We did an experiment in scoence

Freeloader 2 asked midnight like the actual questions straight off the worksheet

Freeloader 2: What does the air in the cup represent? Does it represent the fish??

GIRLYPOP THE SCIENCE TEACHER FRICKING SAID IT REPRESENTED THE ATMOSPHERE!! HOW ON EARTH WOULD IT REPRESENT THE FISH

I traced all the lines on my hnnd with red pen (like actually ny hand was covered in ink)

in history it smudged and it looks like i scraped my hand

Freeloader 2 put sticky notes on her eyelashes and did rawr and said "ur just jealous of my long eyelashes"

Then she said to friendish, "ik ur searching up my insta"

GIRLY NOONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR INSTAGRAM

SEEING YOUR FACE IRL IS PAINFUL ENOUGH

Anyway we had to stand in a corner based on which job we'd rather have

Freeloader 2 switched from newsie to breaker boy and stood there doing the macarena

Like ok be stupid but dont use it to get attention my god

SHE HAS THE BIGGEST FUCKING THIGH GAP IVE EVER FUCKING SEEN 😭😭😭

I CAN SEE HER KNEECAPS FROM BEHIND

Even the history teacher said "lets not rn" to her dancing