My life on crack at 2 am

i need a life

anyway there's this one girl that is ok sometimes but she just annoys me without even trying

on the field trip one of the other science teachers was like "you went on that walk around school to look for erosion with your teacher right??"

and i said no because we didn't and girl really had the nerve to say "yes we did"

like NO, WE DID NOT, and you wouldn't even know because YOU AREN'T IN 5TH PERIOD SCIENCE.

so like, CHILL.

also what's up with dudes wearing muscle shirts when they have like -5 muscles??

like yall remember Imbecile 1?? bro lugs his arms around like they're so bulky and muscly

THEY'RE NOT, THEY'RE LITERALLY MORE NOODLY THAN DIPPER PINES'S ARMS /srs

like bro chill it's not that deep

then there's Frenemy 1 whose status slips ever closer to "Literally DNI 1".

bro strains his arms just from holding up his water bottle

like my dude is THAT WEAK LMAO

Band teacher: I know some pieces are boring, and that they're just "bomp bomp bomp"

Percussion child: Mom???

Band teacher: Mom?

Band teacher: I'm not your mom.