My life on crack at 2 am

average middle schooler's vocabulary

based on my experiences

Average Middle School Vocabulary:

Slay

Sped

Special

Retard

Stfu

Autistic

BUSSIN

Stupid

Gay

Goofy ah

L bozo

OMG SLAYYY GIRLLL

Omg [removed] and [removed] are dating

[insert girl's name here]

*throws apples at cafeteria window so the popular kids can notice them*

I don't like Raspberry anymore, I saw him walking with another girl and she's not even that pretty, she's so ugly, and he's like a sped monkey

OMG I ship yall together

OMG [midnight x enemy 1]THEY SHOULD SO GET TOGETHER JK JK

[enemy 1] STFU STOP HARASSING US

*proceeds to pull [enemy 1]'s ponytail*

mOANS

OMG look at that boy's fake ahh jordan lo

OH NO MS [PE teacher] HAS RUINED UF FOR MEE

*[other pe teacher] does squats* Boys: GYATTTTTTTTTT

GYATT

AYOOOOOO

WHOAOOOOOO

MOaNS

GYATTTTT

Omg stfu no one cares who asked

OMG WHY DID YOU THROW IT SO HARD WHEN IT'S SUCH A SHORT PASS [Stargazer] YOU SUCK

OMG GRILL YOU'RE ACTUALLY SO CYUTE DON'T LISTEN TO THEM THEY'RE JUST JEALOUS OF YOUR BYEAUTY

BLACKIEE

BLACKKK

NEGROOO

I HATE ____

Gworlll

SLAY QUEEEN!!

OMG THAT BOY IS SO HOTT

THAT GIRL IS SO UGLY LIKE NO WAY HE LIKES HER HE LIKES YOU GWORL DEF!!

GYATT

I HATE BAND SM AND ALSO [band teacher] IS SO SPED 

KMN

omg slay queen bestie boo

Things I've heard:

"OMG MS [science teacher's last name but horribly mispronounced] IS SO NWICE LIKE- 
- Freeloader 2, 2023

"Who puts grapes in their cereal??"
- one of my friends, 2022

"I know you like white boys so I saw this tall blond one that you might like"
- Freeloader 2's bestie

"OH MY GWAD WHAT DID YOU GET ON YOUR SWIENCE TEST"
- Freeloader 2