My life on crack at 2 am

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My math teacher last year: *teaches us about how taxes work instead of teaching us the math we need to skip a grade of math*

Child: I HAVE MISSED A MATING OPPORTUNITY

Child out of context: i want to slam you against a bed

Band teacher: we'll talk more on Thursday but with hopefully less crazy time

Child: GIT TRIPPING

also child: MADAME M I HAVE BLUNDERED PLS GIVE ME ERASER

child who is older than me: *legit looks like ranbo wtf???*

History teacher: - so you can shame me into learning your name

Also history teacher: "hotdog is taco"

Me: *grateful ST math has been obliterated*

Random dude in PE: are you a boy or a girl?

me: Im a girl whAT DID YOU THINK I WAS-

*btw none of these are our real names

Friend: You are a jessica

me: no im not ur a jessica

friend: no u

me: well ur still dAnIeLLe

friend: ur a sabrina

me: no im a n avery

friend: you do look like an avery

me: yeah now here a nametag

Nametag: Sabrina Jessica Agnes Danielle

friend: ok heres urs

My Nametag: Avery Sabrina Olivia Aubrey

Science teacher: *squints at my Avery Sabrina Olivia Aubrey nametag*

Science teacher: *shrugs* ok.

girl in my band class: "you look like you would shove me into the back of your van"

boy in my band class: "no i dont"

Boy 1 in my band class: *tilts water bottle back for his friend*

Boy 2 in my band class: *moans aggressively as he gulps the water*

Friend: ur in Advanced band right

me: yeah L bozo

Friend: well i have less stuff to do L

friend: i dont care anymore I drew in COmputer Solutions as the teacher stared at me and there was just silence when I clicked my pen

friend: my pen EXPLODED-

Math teacher: and why is this number important to you?

me: bc 54 is the first multiple of 9 i ever learned

Math teacher: and why is it the first multiple you learned?

Me: because of prodigy maTH GAME

Math class: *laughs hysterically*

Math teacher: judging from the laughing everyone knows what prodigy math game is but can you please explain it to me?

me: it's like this game where you play as a wizard. and you fight stuff

Math class: *laughs hysterically*

Question: why would people have different explanations for the same event if none of them are flat-out lying?

me: because of short-term memory loss

the person writing the notes: *some people have memory loss"

History teacher: good job.

Question: what physical evidence can be used in a food fight?

what the new note-writer writes: *quoted, so misspellings are on purpose*

Missing teeth, body remains, bodily projectiles, stains, tattered Clotheing, Blood

Science gal: WTF IS A HYGROMETER

me: girl did you not pay attention

istg do people not pay attention in science?

Math teacher: here I want you to do this paper

me: but my math teacher last year had us do taxes instead of learning the math i need to know-

WATER IS WET UNLESS YOU ISOLATE A SINGLE MOLECULE

also if it isnt wet, what is it, dRY?