lmao. what do yall think
THIS GAL IVE BEEN SAT NEXT TO HER FOR ThREE DAYS IN A ROW AND MY TEACHER IS USING A RANDOM GENERATOR WHILE TWO OF MY FRIENDS HAVE BEEN TOGETHER IN EITHER SEATING OR STATIONS FOR THREE DAYS IN A ROW
SHE TRY TO PEEK AT MY ANSWERS
also ranboo dude had this ADORABLE PINK CROCHET SPIDER NAMED FREDERICK
my friend got to pet frederick but i didn't :(
uHm WHY DOES THIS AD FOR DEMENTIA KEEP SHOWING UP
in math class there's this gal with the same name as me but spelled different. she's rather nice. this one time the teacher called on me and she and I answered the same thing at the same time lmao
the pe warmups today were both painful and embarrasSing
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BLAST TO THE PAST
I haven't recorded nearly all of the funny stuff that's happened over the last two years
Kid 1: *starts using the electric pencil sharpener on teacher's desk while teacher is speaking*
Teacher: *facepalm
Kid 1: oh sorry
Kid 1: *yanks pencil out and takes half of the pencil sharpener with it*
Band teacher: *points at tie* and what do we call these?
Kid 2: smiley faces.
Band teacher: and where do we see ____? (i dont remember)
Kid 2: at the end
Band teacher: but wHAT at the end?
Kid 2: the bOP BOP
Band teacher: the bOP BOP?
Kid 3: *eating candy while playing tROmBONE*
Band teacher: no
Kid 3 was a mothertrucker istg
Kid 3: *leans back, pretend yawns, stretches arm over my friend's music stand, gives him the middle finger*
Kid 3: *sticks pencil down the trombone slide*
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My life on crack at 2 am
HumorBasically me complaining abt shit and talking abt my weirdass school. Read my bestie's vers!! https://www.wattpad.com/story/322716420-my-life-on-crack-at-3-am