My life on crack at 2 am

BIGGO RANTO

okay first you have to be armed with the knowledge that I am an absolute hypocrite

GRGRGRGR IM GONIG TO TALK ABT FREELOADER 2 BECAUSE I HATE HER SM

ok first of all in history she was using her feet to twirl her crocs around?? LIKE GIRL WTF ARE YOU DOING

AND SHE'S SO STUPID!!

istg

so we had an open notes quiz and she goes

"IM GOING TO FAIL THIS QUIZ!! I ONLY HAVE TWO NOTE PAGES!! [insert girl name], HOW MANY NOTES DO YOU HAVE??"

like girl

the history teacher literally just named 2 note page titles to get out

the history teacher said to go to seterra "which is kinda like geoguessr" AND GIRL ACTUALLY TRIED TO GO TO GEOGUESSR and then she says "oh it's banned for me!!"

so i say "that's geoguessr we're SUPPOSED to go to seterra!"

and when the history teacher was showing us stats for how many phones were made by apple vs other brands (samsung, etc) and she says "apple forever" and her friend says "for real"

then the history teacher asked us which browser we use the most and SHE SAYS FUCKING SEPHORA

LIKE NO

IT'S SAFARI NOT SEPHORA

ARE YOU SO OBSESSED WITH SEPHORA??? ISTG

LIKE LITERALLY NO ONE CARES

and then we did quizlet live in groups

and one of her friends was saying "I don't know anything I'm stupid" AND LIKE?? I FEEL LIKE IT WAS JUST ME AND THIS OTHER DUDE CARRYING HER AND THE KID THAT GOOGLED "HOW MANY POUNDS IN A TACO"

LIKE???

AND WHEN I WAS IN A GROUP WITH FREELOADER 2 SHE SAYS

"wait what's a sweatshoP? what's a labor union??" GIRL WE LEARNED THIS STUFF IN CLASS??

LITERALLY IF SHE DOESN'T KNOW THIS THEN SHE MUST BE FAILING???

and before the game started she was like "oh quizlet live says no access" and then she giggled

and i almost yelled at her asking her if she put the code in right, if she was actually in quizlet live, etc

because everyone else got in no problem!!

I HATE HER SM

LIKE ACTUALLY

I JUST WANT TO SCREAM AT HER THAT NO ONE ACTUALLY CARES.

and also. STOP COMPLAINING ABOUT HOW STUPID YOU ARE IF YOU WON'T PUT ANY EFFORT INTO YOUR EDUCATION. COMPLAING ABOUT HOW HARD IT IS. COMPLAIN ABOUT HOW IT'S CONFUSING, IDC. BUT IF YALL DON'T KNOW IT, THEN LEARN!

now on to that kid that did literally nothing on the oil spills project and then complained. Let's call him Nintendo Fan.

so his parents picked his electives for him, which i understand is annoying and i understand if people complain abt it cos honestly I would too

but the way his complaint was phrased annoys me sm

he goes "you guys are so lucky" like irl clickbait so obviously we said "why" and he said "you guys get to pick your own electives" 

LIKE BRO

JUST COMPLAIN ABT IT NO NEED TO CLICKBAIT US OK??

we don't go to the same school anymore but the mere memory of him annoys me sm

before middle school started, my 6th grade teacher had a question "what are you looking forward to in middle school?"

and he goes "wherever I'm not"

i understand bc all his friends are going to a different school from him

that's kinda how i felt when i moved in 4th grade

BUT I GOT OVER IT AND MADE NEW FRIENDS, OK?? SEE, NOW I HAVE A WHOLE FRIEND GROUP AND A BESTIE BOO

Midnight said that our friends who go to the same school as Nintendo Fan told her that he's clinging to one of my friends. Let's call her Noodle because of her discord display name.

apparently he's so clingy that she cant even eat lunch in peace

LIKE BRO MAKE NEW FRIENDS. LEAVE HER ALONE SOMETIMES, YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE WITHIN 3 FEET OF EACH OTHER ALL DAY

and ik he has asthma?? but during the covid age he never had his mask on correctly

and our teacher 2 years ago said "dont worry abt him, he's not sick he just has asthma"

YES BUT PUT YOUR MASK ON RIGHT.

and whenever he sneezed or coughed, he would like go back in his chair and then stomp the ground with both his feet

LIKE IK YOU HAVE ASTHMA BUT NO NEED TO BE SO DRAMATIC ABOUT HOW STRONG YOUR COUGHS/SNEEZES ARE

and then there's this other kid who was kinda friends with Friend 1 (aka DM 1) and Enemy 1.

HE'S SO ANNOYING

I'M GLAD HE MOVED SO I DON'T HAVE TO DEAL WITH HIS SHIT ANYMORE.

there's a lot of things i hate abt him but the thing that annoys me to this day

so last year there was this week when like 17 kids got sick (including me).

he said "oh im not sick it's just my allergies" and then he goes "my throat is itchy" like 500000 times NO ONE CARES GET OUT OF MY SIGHT