So I went to the beach and I went swimming as I've heard normal people do on such an occasion. I wanted to enjoy my day, but Mother Nature had other plans. As I was boogie boarding on the waves of euphoric youth, Mother Nature spread her whorish legs to birth from her uterus, a rogue wave. This said wave crashed onto my face, and knocked my glasses from my face. The oceans around here aren't the clearest in the world. To paint an image, imagine a homeless man next to you bathing in the ocean at all times. All that dirt obstructs the vision and well to make a long story short, I lost my glasses to the water. Now before you say, "Why didn't you just go to the water without your glasses?" Well audience member, here's a thought. I am blind. People aren't in high def when I don't wear my glasses. There are certain things I expect when I'm at the beach, and one of those things is that I get to look at however many shirtless men as I can. I love shirtless men!
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HumorThis is for most of my comedic writing. Whether it be rants/events pertaining to my life or little sketches, I'll put them here. My style of comedy ranges from dry to sarcastic. I also talk about people and how they need to understand that not every...
