So there's a drawer under the register and I've now decided to look through it. Let me take you on this adventure with me. So. There's a highlighter, gum, a lint roller, tape, checks, a mirror, several scissors, a mouse (we don't have a computer), an Ethernet cable, bags of candy that are half eaten, an empty bag of rubber bands, another mirror, and a golf ball. That was fun. "I'm not even going to tell you what's in the shelves here" is what I would say if I wasn't bored. There's one water battle that's half full, two others that are half empty, sandals, a wine bottle, a sriracha bottle, crackers, Wheat Thins, and a microwave. Looking through people's stuff is fun. I get to see what they're like without me interacting with one. I've been working for about three weeks now, and I've only met her twice in my life. She doesn't stop by when I work. She just asks me how much money we've made and my cash shows up in a cabinet on the 1st and 16th. The system seems sketchy, but it works. She seems nice by what I've seen.
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HumorThis is for most of my comedic writing. Whether it be rants/events pertaining to my life or little sketches, I'll put them here. My style of comedy ranges from dry to sarcastic. I also talk about people and how they need to understand that not every...