I'm lazy. I get away with it through my intelligence though. Say I spill a cup of water. Do you know what I do? I leave it alone. It'll dryup in about an hour or so, so why trouble myself? This laziness does sometimesget the best of me at times, and gives me excuses for a lot of things. A great example of this is when I see all thesecans of soda on my desk right now. I could go put them in the recycling bag now,but it's in the kitchen and I want to relax. Instead, I'll sit here and sip onmy Coke that I got from the kitchen. There's also some water bottles here. I'dput them in the recycling bag too, but some of them are half full. What if I'mthirsty and I'm too lazy to get up? Am I supposed to go dehydrated forthe day? No. I'll leave them where they are in case I'm thirsty. I also havea deodorant stick here just in case I need it. I should leave some around theapartment so I always have one at hand... I'll get to it later though. I'd have to go to the store and buy them myself because my parents wouldn't be on board with it. Since they wouldn't want all this deodorant in the house, I would have to hide it in several places. I don't want to trouble myself with finding a place for each room. Besides! I don't even go into the living room unless I'm on my way to the kitchen! That's not often. So I guess I've got the whole deodorant thing covered. Everything I need is on my desk (not counting food). It's become a hub of some sort. One where I don't have to do much.
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