I love my friends. They've drunk texted me twice now. I can't wait to see how often it happens when they turn 21. It's fulfilling when "nu belt os in tjh sink ans od lying dorn" means "My belt is in the sink and I'm lying down," and you can respond with, "You're drunk. Sleep." They're most likely knocked out at this point, but I like saying it to them. They're drunk after all. That's not the best part though. The best part is having them wake up at 1 in the afternoon and not know they were texting you. You have two options at this point. You can decide to tell them right then and there, or you can order a poster with their drunken messages and give it to them on their birthday. You can decide which is best.
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HumorThis is for most of my comedic writing. Whether it be rants/events pertaining to my life or little sketches, I'll put them here. My style of comedy ranges from dry to sarcastic. I also talk about people and how they need to understand that not every...
