The main thing I just can't stand are people who are unhygienic in public. You've all seen them. The loud eaters, the nose pickers, and several others. I don't care what you do in your own home. Do what you want. I just don't want to see what you eat AS you're eating it. That's all I ask. If you can't deal with it, I'll gladly leave because I can't kick your ass. I have the strength of an anorexic squirrel so I won't even try. Just know that I'm judging you. You're probably not in a relationship because let's face it. If you're like this at a McDonald's what are you like at home? Do you just have a nest in the middle of the room? Or is the floor just a layer of newspapers? I need to know what it's like to be you. Obviously you don't get told you're doing life wrong so what is it about you that makes you so unapproachable? Oh right! You eat like a starving wolf!
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HumorThis is for most of my comedic writing. Whether it be rants/events pertaining to my life or little sketches, I'll put them here. My style of comedy ranges from dry to sarcastic. I also talk about people and how they need to understand that not every...
