I'm an adult, but I still have childish thoughts and impulses. Today,for example, I opened the fridge because I knew there would still be achocolate bar in the little butter compartment. I was wrong though. Apparently,yesterday my 4 year old brother thought it would be a good idea to ask for. Myfirst thought was, "You little shit!" I started to feel anger. I told him thatbar was for me, but he rebutted with, "But I wanted it!" We got into anargument and it ended with him threatening my life. That's when I forgave him.He's a fighter for what he believes is right, and I respect that. Now that Ithink about it, we're all just kids who think they have their own lifetogether. We don't. We just say we do hoping it becomes true in the future. Imay never become a fully functioning adult, but I'm fine with that. I want tobe bothered by little things like that. It keeps my fiery attitude strong. Asarcastic and childlike outlook helps me remain witty and creative. Cheers tobeing a child in a man's body.
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HumorThis is for most of my comedic writing. Whether it be rants/events pertaining to my life or little sketches, I'll put them here. My style of comedy ranges from dry to sarcastic. I also talk about people and how they need to understand that not every...
