On behalf of comedy, thank you Trump. You're ballsy demeanor mixed withthe minimal amount of intelligence you possess is a gift to every comedian. If Iever need to laugh, I just have to watch your speech when you entered thepresidential race. You're hubris and ignorance is exactly what lets me knowthat I can find a job in comedy if I work hard enough. You're what happens whena pouty supermodel, a wrinkly seal, and a toupee have sex. Resentful, angry,loud sex. How could anyone take you seriously? You're most famous for firingpeople on "The Apprentice" on NBC. After that whole Mexican immigrant commentwhen you announced you were running happened, NBC took that from you. Thereason you're rich is because you sell your name. That's your brand. Youslandered an entire race and country and now you're seeing the consequences. Iwon't say you're regretful because let's face it, you're not. You meant it. Have fun on your next bankruptcy. I'll help you out. Let's put you on a realityshow where we put you and a bunch of billionaires in studio apartments in LA inpairs. We'll call it "Studio Estates" or something like that. It's like"Survivor" where one person is voted off only when you're voted off, you'rehomeless until the season is over. Get on it NBC.
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HumorThis is for most of my comedic writing. Whether it be rants/events pertaining to my life or little sketches, I'll put them here. My style of comedy ranges from dry to sarcastic. I also talk about people and how they need to understand that not every...
