So I was having a wonderful time, I'm sitting here playing some Solitaire, my brothers are at school right now, and I'm happily blissful. Then I get a news update on my laptop, "Former President Jimmy Carter Has Cancer." Thank you news. You, once again, have ruined a perfectly good day. Why can't you tell me, "Unicorn Discovered; Tears Cure AIDS; Millions Cured." Just give us a happy day for once even if there are no facts. Don't we all deserve a happy news story every now and then? Now that I think about it, the next headline would read, "Unicorns in Captivity, Tortured for Their Tears" because people are evil. So the news isn't the problem... It's us. This still doesn't change my stance on PETA. Fuck you PETA.
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HumorThis is for most of my comedic writing. Whether it be rants/events pertaining to my life or little sketches, I'll put them here. My style of comedy ranges from dry to sarcastic. I also talk about people and how they need to understand that not every...
