Alright. There's too many people on Earth and let's face it. We can get rid of a couple.
-People who eat with their mouths open. I don't even have to explain myself there. No one'll miss them.
-People who don't know what to order when it's their turn to order. If you don't know, wait outside the line. I already know what I want and I want to go home. Step aside.
-People who click their pens when it's quiet. Those people need to know that they're very loud and obnoxious. We can hear you and we're trying to work on something.
-PETA. I don't need to explain myself. They know what they're doing.
-Guys who wear tank tops genuinely and not making fun of the style. I can see your armpits. It's disgusting and no one wants to see that. Remember that "wife beaters" are also called undershirts. They're supposed to be worn UNDER SOMETHING.
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HumorThis is for most of my comedic writing. Whether it be rants/events pertaining to my life or little sketches, I'll put them here. My style of comedy ranges from dry to sarcastic. I also talk about people and how they need to understand that not every...
