The Requirements For Love (Trafalgar Law x OC x Eustass Kid) (revising )

I'm a Woman? (revising)

It was Alexis' and Law's date night, they had decided to go into town as soon as the ship had docked. Alexis had her arms wrapped around Law's left one as they strolled about the town. She was animatedly talking about things that had caught her eyes as she looked up at him.
Law nods as he continued to look forward. To the outside eye it appeared as if he was give her the cold shoulder.
Alexis knew better. Law actually did care about everything she had to say. Everything she said was important to him. He just only shows his true self around his spouses.

In a dark ally that the couple had passed, a cloaked figure stood there watching them. They sneer at the dark haired man's reaction to the girl that was on his arm. Their anger towards men like this one only added fuel to their rage. With a sinister grin "let's see how you like it" 

It wasn't long after this that Alexis notice a change to her husband. His arm was not as muscular as it should have been, he was shorter,  standing as tall as Alexis now. Her eyes widened as she stared at her Husband.
Law notice how quite his wife had gotten, that was never a good thing. She was the talkative one out of the two of them. He also notice he felt off though he kept brushing it aside. 
He observed  Alexis' expression seeing how shocked and wide her eyes had gotten.
"L-Law?" She hesitantly asked. 
"Alexis......" he stopped that was not his voice.
His jaw dropped as he glancing down at himself. This was definitely not his body. "These are way bigger the Eustass-ya?" Law started to freak out grabbing his use to be flat chest.

He was thankful Alexis was there or he wouldn't know what he would have done. She easily got him to calm down and did several breathing exercises before coaxing him into sitting down at a near by outdoor seating cafe. She had ordered him a water to sip on as the reality of the situation fully dawn on them. Trafalgar D Water Law was now a woman.

Alexis slowly guided Law back to the Hydra Queen hoping Kid wasn't around when they returned. Earlier Alexis thought Law was panicking due to the sudden change, but as he told her the real reason behind it, she to started to panic as well. For absolutely no reason should Kid ever find out about this or it would spell more trouble then what they need. So here she was trying to sneak her husband or was it wife now? Okay focus, she would worry about that later.
She boarded first, no Kid in site. The crew quickly greeted her, curious about the woman with her. "Have any of you seen Kid?"
"He's in his workshop, captain" she nodded her thanks to the cabin boy "if you don't mind me asking, but who is your guess and where is the other captain at?" Someone smacks him upside the head "that's ain't any of your business, boy"
Alexis shakes her head amused "you're looking at him, well her" this shocked the crew as they started at the female Law. This only made him more uncomfortable. Alexis seeing this quickly shouted orders at them "not a single word of this gets back to Eustass, do I make myself clear" "aye captain" were chorus as she nods "good now as you were" they quickly went back to getting the ship ready to sail.

The duo made their way to an old room they weren't using at the moment. It just so happened to be the nursery for their little ones, that the 5 of them had out grown. The eldest twins, Rouge and Ace being 7, the second set of twins, Edward and Rosinante being 4 and the single one Umiko being 3.  They didn't need anymore Children. Alexis had Law give her a hysterectomy after the last one due to Kid's magic dick, as he so love to refer to it as, it had reattached after he gotten snipped during her second pregnancy, resulting in their 5 child. So now they didn't have to worry about any of that now. The baby factory was officially closed down, or so they thought.
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Kid had just exited his workshop when he overheard the conversation two of his crew members were having. 
A young boy of 17 whispered loudly to his companion "did you get a good look at that rack once the captains returned?"
"Yeah man they were some huge melons" the second boy grinned as he made grabbing gestures with his hands.
Kid growls as he made his way over, towering above them. He wasn't going to have anyone, including his crew, talk about his spouse like that. Thinking they were talking about Alexis.
They froze before slowly turning to face their angry captain. " C-captain?" Both of them stuttered out
"What do you two thing you are talking about?" He spat out. They started sweating "We apologize sir, we thought you knew"
"Know what"
"Captain Law sir, he has a huge rack now" The first boy gestures to his chest area.
Kid paused confused. When did Law get that? He would have notice if Law changed anything about his body. Kid growls as he narrows his eyes at the two tumbling boys. Kid was super intimidating at the moment, so much so that they started to spill everything they knew on the matter. Kid started to grin as he turned to go hunt down his gorgeous husband. No doubt he was hiding out with Alexis. If he finds her, then he finds Law. 
The rest of the crew in the room went to the other side of the room to get away from them.
"Why did everyone leave?"
"Because you two are idiots. We were given a direct order from the head captain to not say anything. What did you two do? The exact thing she said not to do." Another member nods "nice knowing you two." Another laughs "oh you two will be sleeping with the fishes once Captain Alexis is through with your sorry asses"
The two idiot crew members started to pray that Alexis wrath would spare them. The prayer was not answered. 
After that day those two were never heard from again. Their spots quickly being filled soon afterwards.
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