proof maarten forrest is a vampire

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-whenever he's outside in the sun he puts on his hood right away and/or goes under an umbrella

-he's pasty white

-he doesn't like atheists - hes angry that people dont believe hes a vampire

-he never shows his teeth in pictures (insecure of his vampire teeth)

-he's rude to poor people (vampires are usually rich bitches)

-he lied about his age to me (turns out he's older than he said he was) - VAMPIRES ARE USUALLY LIKE REALLY OLD AND THEN NEVER AGE

-this is his dad ↓


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