✨my diary/thoughts✨

juicy news/gossip from my grandmom

so i just went to starbucks with my grandmom and we walked around the city while she was yapping so heres some interesting stuff that no one cares about cuz no one reads this

1. my uncle (youngest) is FINALLY moving out of my grandparents' house in like 2 weeks (but i'll be at a viola event then (and maybe touring college grounds)), he's gonna live with his coworker/friend in an apartment near where i used to live in a townhouse

2. i think the reason that all his girlfriends leave him is cuz he was still living with his parents (oof man), also i dont think he's the 'eventually get married and settled down' type of guy anyway (according to my mom)

3. my other uncle (oldest) is leaving on Friday to go to Cameroon (where my aunt is from) with his friend from Peace Corps (who was in Cameroon with him) cuz the friend is building a house there on the coast (his wife is also from Cameroon and she was one of my aunt's bridesmaids at her wedding so they're all kinda family)

4. my aunt's aunt Rita (idk how to spell her Cameroonian name (my grandmom pronounced it like 3 diff ways 😭) so i put her "western" name) now lives in Georgia (state) with her sister and is gonna get a job permit or smth idk cuz shes gonna live full time in the states now

5. i think my grandmom is tryna hook me up with my childhood friend 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 (honestly i dont really mind lmao), her name is Sophie and when we were little, my grandmom and her mom were friends, so we became friends and we built gingerbread houses together and saw movies together and little kid stuff like that, she goes to my "rival" high school now (i have other friends there too), according to her mom like 2 years she came out as bi, and my grandmom legit said to me "you two might have stuff in common with the LBT- uh the LGBT, Q? community and when we all meet up sometime you two dont have to stay with us, you two can go hang out with each other" 😭😭😭😭 i just realized my grandmom thinks im still a lesbian 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 i still like girls (im pansexual) its just im deeply closeted now so maybe hanging out with Sophie will be cool (we havent seen each other since like 4th grade maybe?? ITS BEEN A LOOOONG TIME and hopefully we still like each other), like when my grandmom was talking about us hanging out she didnt even say anything about us being friends LIKE SHE THINKS WE'LL END UP DATING OR SOMETHING LMAOOO 😭😭😭😭😭 ITS KINDA FUNNY THO (cuz what if sophie is cute 🤭), sophie is into musical theatre and TECH THEATRE (hot) (BRO WHAT IF SHE HAS DYED HAIR NOW (i bet))