Johnny Dating Bam's Little Sister: Johnny Knoxville

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You and Johnny had a secret relationship going on for a bit, ever since the last season of Jackass aired.

Johnny and you met during the tv show Jackass when they were shooting their famous slip and slide shoots

That was your first time meeting everyone and you had the most fun ever

When Johnny first saw you he swear he went weak in the knees, sure Bam had shown him probably hundreds of photos of you but nothing could compare to how breath taking you were in person

Lucky for Johnny you instantly clicked with him, the both of you going down the large slide together laughing each time you both went down

Johnny's hands tightly wrapped around your waist as your hands sat on top of his

When Bam finally saw this sight he was not happy

"Hey Knoxville not to be an ass or anything but watch where and how your touching my sister. Yeah?"

Which made you get mad at Bam for being a cock-block but instead of flat out saying that you of course just mad the argument that you were your own person

Ryan probably was the one that would calm things down and tell Bam he was getting worked up over a quote, "Dumbass fucking slip and slide."

But when Johnny asked for your number and a possible date after shooting you knew it wasn't a dumbass fucking slip and slide.

You two went out on your secret date and enjoyed it, like a lot

So much so you went on a second one the next day

After another week or two you sadly had to return back home to West Chester with Bam and Ryan.

But thankfully Johnny was the first to volunteer to be the one to drive you all to the airport

While hugging you goodbye outside of the airport Johnny whispered into your ear

"Gonna miss ya sweetheart, call me everyday alright?"

You looked behind you while pulling away from the hug and when you saw your brother and his friend were already in the airport you quickly smashed your lips into Johnny's

"I'll call you every time I can Knox. Don't go around kissing other girls while i'm not in LA."

It was unspoken that ever since that kiss you two were dating.

But the soul reason your relationship was a secret was because of your brother, Bam.

You knew very well that if your relationship with Johnny came into light Bam would be the first one to have something to say

It was hard to try and see each other frequently and keep things undercover still

"Hey Yn have you seen my sweatshirt that says- Knoxville? What the hell are you doing here? And why the hell are you in my sisters room?"

"Uh- I came to surprise you! MTV wanted me to- um- shoot some things with you for your show! Viva La Bam!"

"Surprise?"

Johnny was 1000% there to see you and only you.

But thankfully your brother was too blind to see that

While Johnny visited you you got to see how he interacted with the people you loved the most back in West Chester

He was always such a sweetheart to your mom, April, and your mom loved Johnny. She thought he was the sweetest man on planet earth

"Johnny's a nice boy Yn."

Phil or your dad felt the same way about Johnny, he thought he was a great guy

While Johnny was in West Chester I feel like the two of you would sneak off and go on dates

You would take him to your favorite restaurant and show him around West Chester since no one really gave him a tour

Johnny would love seeing how happy you got when telling stories about memories of your childhood with Bam

"Oh and there Bam and I got kicked out cause we- are you even listening to me?"

"Huh? Oh, sorry sweetheart. Ya just look real pretty right now."

When you two would return home Ryan would see you two stepping out of your car together

You two didn't see him since he was smoking a cigarette behind a bush, thinking the coast was clear you two shared a kiss as Johnny leaned up against the door of your car

Ryan practically choked on the smoke of his cigarette as he saw your lips touch

Ryan would come out from behind the bush with a shell shocked expression

"No way. No fucking way."

"Ryan?!"

Johnny started laughing, not knowing how to take in the situation at hand while you began to beg you and your brothers best friend not to tell

"Yn, Knoxville, I love you guys but no way in hell I'm not telling Bam this right now!"

Ryan wouldn't tell Bam to be mean though, he thought it was funny

Ryan sprinted into the house as you and Johnny followed up closely running just as quickly

When Ryan bursted through the door he was met with everyone, for once, sitting in the living room peacefully watching some random show

"Yn and- *gasp* Knoxville were- *gasp* kissing!"

"He's lying! I did not!" - you very out of breath

Bam was the first one out of his seat, an expression you couldn't read on his face

When Ryan kept swearing on everything he owned that you two kissed you understood there was no chance your brother was going to believe you

Bam defiantly had a choice of words for you and Johnny (more so Johnny)

"Why are you kissing my sister you jackass?!"

"God the shit your going to deal with the rest of the time your here Knoxville!"

"I swear to god if you two are dating-"

When you told your brother that you two were in fact dating and had been since the Jackass tv show you swore you could see the steam from his ears

Bam most likely lashed out, saying how it wasn't ok he didn't know one of his best friends and sister were dating

But when you snapped back that this was exactly the reason you didn't tell him all the anger left his body

Bam wasn't mad anymore, he didn't know why he got so mad in the first place. He just really cares about you.

He knew Johnny was a good guy, probably the best choice for you to date out of the rest of the guys

Bam would then apologize for lashing out like that, and you and Johnny would forgive him

April and Phil watched from the couch, a large smile on both their faces now

Ryan even apologized for snitching, and you and Johnny again forgave someone else

But just because Bam accepted it now doesn't mean he didn't have a few words for Johnny..

"But so god help you Knoxville if you even dare make her cry once I will make your life a living hell."

"Ok Bam that's enough." - You

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