Green Cardigan: Johnny Knoxville

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Summary: You get cold on a set of Jackass so Johnny warms you up.

'Hey guys,' I said as I closed my car door and was swept into a hug from Steve-O and Pontius, both of whom had a death-grip around me. 'Can't breathe,' I gasped, laughing and hitting their shoulders lightly until they let me go.

'Honestly, (Y/N), you need to reign him in,' Steve-O said, clearly referencing my boyfriend, 'he's on a rampage, no one's safe.' As he finished speaking, I heard Johnny's manic laugh quietly in the distance and laughed softly.

'What's he doing?'

'He's pranking literally everyone, earlier I caught him with that fucking mini-canon he had made for the third film,' Pontius said which made me laugh again because of how excited he was about the mini-canon when he first had the idea.

'Then why are we just standing here? Let's see if we can go and sort him out.'

The three of us started walking towards the set, having a brief catch-up as we went. The closer we got, the louder we could hear Johnny laugh, and I hid behind Steve-O so Johnny wouldn't see me straight away. My heart leaped as soon as I saw him; a grin on his face as he was stalking Jeff with a cattle prod, clearly excited.

'Knoxville!' Chris yelled over to him, causing Jeff to turn around and catch Johnny in the act and run out of reach, laughing as Johnny turned to Chris, cattle prod aimed at him.

''You're next for that Pontius,' he said as she started stalking Chris, grin still on his face.

'Yeah don't think you want to do that, dude,' Steve-O said, trying not to smile at his best friend clearly having the time of his life, 'never know who you could hit.'

'Between you and Pontius? I'll take either as a win.'

'Oh yeah? And what if you get me?' I asked, stepping out from behind Steve-O. I watched as surprise filled Johnny's face before he laughed, threw the cattle prod to the ground and ran towards me, sweeping me up into his arms as he pressed a kiss to the top of my head.

'What are you doing here, doll?' He asked once he put me down.

'I finished work early so I thought I'd come and surprise you on set, perfect timing by the sounds of it,' I said, failing to keep my own smile away as he looked down at me.

'Just having a bit of fun doll, need to make sure we get good footage after all,' he grinned before yelling out and slightly falling into me as Jeff shocked him with the cattle prod.

'Shouldn't be so distracted, Knoxville!' He called out, walking away.

I sat next to Jeff as I watched the guy film a few stunts, not noticing the air getting colder until he called cut, and everyone got up to set the next stunt ready. As soon as I felt the air around me, I shivered slightly, regretting leaving my jacket in the car as I got up and started toward my car.

'(Y/N), where are ya going doll?" Johnny called out as he ran after me, dried blood still on his face from the last stunt.

'To get my jacket from the car,' I said as he caught up with me and linked our hands together.

'Why, you cold?'

'No, actually I'm boiling, so I thought I'd go and get my jacket on to get even warmer,' I replied, sarcasm lacing my voice. Johnny tugged on my arm, bringing the both of us to a standstill.

'You don't need your jacket then,' he said, shrugging off his green Jackass cardigan and wrapping it around my shoulders. I sighed as my nose was instantly filled with the scent of cigarettes and Johnny's cologne. When he was satisfied that the cardigan was wrapped around my frame tightly enough, he pulled me into him and started rubbing his hands up and down my back and arms, warming me up even more. 'There, perfect,' he said, bringing me into a soft kiss.

My hands, covered by the sleeves of his cardigan, came up to gently cup his face before pulling away, 'but now you'll be cold.'

'Nah, I'm fine, don't feel it,' he said as we made our way back over to set.

'What were you two kids up to then huh,' Dave said as me and Johnny came around the corner, hand in hand. They had clearly given up with filming for the day as they were all sitting around a fire, beers in hand.

'He's taken off the sacred cardigan,' Steve-O said in mock horror, walking over, handing Johnny a beer and me a coffee, knowing I'd be the one driving home.

'It'll be the sunglasses and converse next mark my words,' Jeff replied.

'Fuck off all of you, my lady was cold dipshits,' Johnny laughed as we re-joined everyone, Johnny keeping me close with his arm around my waist for the rest of the evening, keeping me warm.

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