Stunt Person! ReaderYou did some shit stunts over the course of Jackass. You've gotten shot by several BB guns, broken skin from reptiles and birds, and had your ass blown up while taking a piss and all other things.
"Hi, I'm Y/N, and I'm going to drink this whole gallon of milk in one minute!" It made Johnny squirm when drips of milk rushed down your neck to your chest.
"Holy fu -" With your experience with skateboarding, the cameramen have gotten good shots of you railing yourself into the ground. With the yelling of Johnny in the background.
Shit Y/N! AUG- we got a broken wrist over here!" It makes him ick. Bone popped out and everything. They've caught a few explicit scenes of you two, shown in end credits always.
You got bit by a few snakes, and Johnny thinks those scars are the most badass. Always running his hand on them to feel the rough texture, worked well with your smooth skin. The boys rammed into your hotel room unannounced with the camera in hand. "Oh PJ, more -" yup, outta there. 20 minutes later, both you and Johnny come out of your room.
"Have fun?"
"Don't even get me started." He'd reply, scratching a few hickeys scattered on his neck and a bit of tinted chapstick on the corner of his mouth and down his jaw.
Musician!ReaderYou got a few songs under your belt about this man. How reckless yet kind he is to you.The Jackass crew drooling over you, wishing they were Johnny.
Bam is getting a tramp stamp of your bands logo. I'm getting in a few scenes of you beating the shit out of the crew with different instruments.
Johnny is trying to make it to all your shows, which he has a few fans along the way ask for photos and autographs. The crew filming you getting crowded by fans, making Knoxville jealous.
One show you sing a new song that was specifically about Johnny, he cried. Johnny filming you playing instruments when you are not looking. "Babe, you look so hot while playing the guitar, can you pluck my strings like that?"
"I sure can baby."
"Then let's get pluckin' sweet thing!"
Giggles soon turn into sounds of love, very dirty love...
Fighter!Reader"Hi I'm Johnny Knoxville and I'm gonna get the shit beat outta be by this beautiful specimen." He soon got punched right in the dick. Making him moan out in pain.
"How are you feeling handsome?"
"I'm feeling good sweetheart, wouldn't mind if you threw one again."
After beating his ass he asked you out. Of course, you said yes, you had this guy wanting to be punched by you. Made you feel like he was kissing the floor you walked on.
"Babe, can you go beat them up."My partner will throw punches!" A few scenes of you in the jackass films just kicking the shit outta the boys for fun. During championships,
the whole crew watches you, when your fighting, it really turns Johnny on. Especially when you straddle your opponent and shatter their jaw.
"Hi, I'm Johnny Knoxville, and I'm about to get beat this shit out again by my lovely, oh so ugh-"
Que, you punching his face. "Holy shit I'm sorry, baby.. I didn't mean to hit you that hard." You gasp.
"I love getting abused by you, honey.
