Johnny Knoxville X Fem!reader
"So tell us about this girlfriend?" ask's the interview. Johnny plays it cool; he crosses his leg over his left knee. "Oh well what you want to know."
his voice has a soft southern twang to it as well as a pinch of nervousness. "Well how did you two meet? Is Y/N correct?"
Johnny nods his head up and down. "Yes it is Y/N." he pauses before continuing.
"Are middle school science class... i was being stupid and she put me in my place. If you ask me it was love at first sight or fight." he explains. The interviewer nods "you two differently go back quite some time!"
"That is correct." Johnny nods, tapping his foot against his knee.
You two had known each other for the better part of 2 decades. You were probably the best thing that was to happen to him because of his dumb stunts.
If he had never started to pour random chemicals in that science class he wouldn't have you. And he would probably have something wrong with him because of the chemical fumes.
Johnny snaps back into reality. "She's my kinda lover! She is just like me, just a lot more terrifying."
And it's the truth you would often play along with johnny's dumb jokes and pranks but if something or someone rubbed you the wrong way your switch would flip and you were most definitely not afraid of telling them. It's what he loved about you most; you were scared of nothing.
After 40 minutes or so the interview had finally concluded. That ment he could finally get back to you. To his lover.
As Johnny stepped into the house he quickly started to shed his shirt, finding the button down rather uncomfortable.
He steps into the bedroom to see you still laying in bed. You look at him tiredly and wave to him. Johnny makes his way to the edge of the bed and climbs to you on his knees.
"You know i was just talking about you." he says as he flops down onto his back
"probably only bad things." she responded.
Johnny laughs "no never... well sometimes but it's completely valid!"
"how?"
Johnny thinks for a moment. "Well the time you jumped into the shower with me dressed as the chick from the ring!"
Y/N laughs at the memory. "Okay yeah that's fair."
