Whenever you were on the Jackass set, you knew that you weren't going to get a break for the whole day. Despite going to set to visit your boyfriend, Johnny, it had pretty much become your job to protect the other guys from your boyfriend.
It wasn't a secret that Johnny loved to pull pranks on everyone but he always drew the line when it would come to you;
he would never let anyone pull anything on you, not even himself. As soon as the others figured this out, they would flock to you whenever a prank was being pulled.
You were currently sitting on the grass, flicking through your phone while you basked in the sun, enjoying a rare moment of piece while the boys were all filming.
All of a sudden, you heard pained yells in the direction of where they were filming and, looking over in the same direction,
you saw everyone running towards you still dressed as human skittles; only this time, you could see splashes of colour on them.
Before you realised how close they were, you were bodily pulled up and held against someone's chest, a quick look up revealed it to be Pontius. You looked back around and saw Johnny getting closer,
dressed in his black Jackass suit and holding a large, clunky-looking remote controller and you couldn't help but let out a small laugh when you saw the pure happiness on his face.
'Step any closer and you risk getting (Y/N).' Chris warned, trying to hide the laughter in his voice, as he held you out to Johnny, almost as a peace offering.
'That's not fair! You can't use my own girlfriend against me!' Johnny protested, moving his thumbs off of the controls.
'PJ, what are you doing?' you called across the field, watching as the rest of the guys starting to file behind you and Chris, them all treating you like a shield against the ringleader of the group.
'I think it's pretty obvious, doll,' he replied, gesturing to the gaggle of guys behind you.
'I put paintball guns on these helicopters and while they were stuck on the lubed mat, I decided to fire,' he said as if it was the most obvious thing in the world.
'Well I'm afraid your fun's been cut short baby,' you laughed. 'You want to get them anymore,
you're going to have to go through me,' you teased, knowing that he wouldn't risk hitting you with the paintball.
'Is that a challenge, sweetheart,' he said darkly, moving his thumbs to hover over the controls once more. Your eyes widened when he saw his thumbs start moving and you squeezed them shut when you heart the paintball gun fire.
'Fuck!'
When you realised that you hadn't actually been hit, you opened your eyes and relaxed
your body, still stuck in Chris' hold. You looked to the side to see Dave curled up on the floor, him having been the easy target from where he was standing on the edge of the group, a safe distance from you that
Johnny knew you wouldn't get hit. A surprised laugh left your lips as Chris set you back down and you made your way over to Johnny, sliding your hand over his stomach as you tucked yourself into his side.
'You could have hit me you know?' you teased, hitting his stomach lightly.
'I'd never get you, I'm too good,' he grinned looking down at you. You raised your eyebrow at him before he corrected himself. 'Okay, I'm a lousy shot but Dave was right on the edge, you weren't even in the line of fire! Though maybe it'll teach them to stop using you as a fucking shield all the time.'
