being a stunt girl and dating johnny...
he's concerned for your safety all the time
to the point where it's incredibly annoying, and you just wish that he'd let you do the same shit all the others do
"i'm doing it, johnny."
"No, you're not. You'll get hurt."
you'll end up winning the argument, and he'll watch from a corner, sulking and worrying
and he'll be so relieved when the stunt is finally over and he can relax
you know he'll be showering you with attention afterward, muttering apologies
but he's only like that with the big stunts where you could be genuinely hurt or hospitalized
when it comes to the silly stunts where y'all are just having a bit of fun, he's always down, even encouraging you to do it
i don't think he'd be particularly jealous of the other guys because he knows he's got ya and that you ain't leaving him anytime soon
but he's not willing to share you
if they get too close or cross a line, he's not gonna make a scene, but he's gonna be super passive-aggressive towards them until they eventually give in and ask him what's up
he loves it when you're concerned about him
the first time you've ever really seen him get properly hurt would probably be when he fought butterbean
you'd be the first one to realize something was wrong
even in his state, he'd have to smile at your furrowed brow and concerned face
and he'd pretend he didn't like the attention, but you coming to the hospital with him and making sure he was resting afterward makes him swoon
he takes you everywhere with him
when he goes traveling, you're coming along with him
like when he went to london in season 2, he took ya with him because he didn't want his girl to miss the sightseeing
he seriously appreciates that you're on set with him because being apart is like torture
he likes having you near him so that he always knows you're safe
he thinks he's slick about it as well, but the other boys realize how much he loves you and never stop teasing him 'bout it
"You'd think she died. She's only next door."
"doing a stupid stunt that could get her hurt, yeah."
"Get over yourself, man."
their favorite activity is making fun of johnny and getting him all flushed and agitated
he can take a lot of shit and would play off the teasing the first time round, but it would become so constant that he wouldn't be able to take it anymore
obviously, ya join in as well because seeing johnny knoxville flustered is a sight to behold
but, likewise, he likes getting you all flustered as well
and he has more than one way to do that
whispering dirty things in your ear at work and seeing your eyes widen and your breathing get heavier gives him a real kick
but i don't think Pda is his thing
he's not completely reserved
he'll give you a hug from behind and keep a hand on your waist, but he's not gonna be like those high school couples who can't keep their hands off each other
he can be away from you, of course, but he just prefers it if you weren't
what can i say? he likes keeping his pretty girl close
and even though he can be an overbearing asshole
he loves ya
and he wants you to know it
