Boyfriend: Johnny Knoxville

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He loves having you on set but hardly ever wants you doing stunts.
"I just don't want you getting hurt, angel,"
Drags you along everywhere, regardless.
But I will absolutely use you in his Irving skits without a second thought.
You help him prank Tremaine at least once a week.

Buys you random dorky gifts whenever he travels (even if you're with him) bc it reminded him of you.
Do you know those dorky graphic shirts he wears?

Yeah, he's bought you a ton of those.
Gives you random doodles all the time.
If he's filming a movie he wants you there to see him work his "movie magic"And if he's behind camera on the jackass set he's got a director chair right next to him just for you.

He's just as lovable and goofy off set.
The type of boyfriend prefers nights with you over parties any day.
The man LIVES for cuddles and head scratches.

Rents cheesy indie movies just to watch with you while snuggling on the couch.
Don't even get me started on the types of dates he's bound to plan.
Drive in movies that you both hardly watch bc you're both in your own world. Old 24-hour diners after.

Even cute picnics when he has time.
Constantly taking off guard Polaroid pictures of you and goofy candid videos.
Think cheesy couple home videos.
His favorite thing to do after a long day is to just be in your arms. Head resting on your chest, listening to your heartbeat and you telling him about your day. (As if your day wasn't following him around)

Sometimes, I feel like he gets all scraped up just so you'll clean him up after skits.
"Ah, sweetheart, you're just so pretty from this angle.

Thanks for always patching me up."
Seems like the type to steal a smooch any free second he gets.
Loves showing you off.
Doesn't skip a beat telling everyone you're his at premiers or when random paparazzi show up.

And never shuts up about you to Tremaine, Spike, or Kosick.
Not overly touchy but loves when you ask to hold his hand. And generally keeps his hand in 
the small of your back if he's not holding your hand.

You definitely call him Pj at home.
He calls you sweet things like Angel. Doll. Baby. Affectionate southern boy vibes.

He'd definitely let you paint his nails if you asked nicely.
You're 100% his partner in crime. Even if the boys are a little jealous.
The sweetest boy who'll do anything to make you happy.

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