Paparazzi PDA with: Johnny Knoxville

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in every paparazzi photo he'll be holding your hand

if you two haven't spotted them that's just how you're walking

and in the majority of them the two of you will be laughing

in a lot of them he's got his head tipped back laughing at you

Johnny actually doesn't mind too much if he notices the paparazzi not much is gonna stop him

from kissing you or wrapping his arms around you

he looks extremely loved up in most of the images

it's rare that there's a pap pic of you not smiling

but a lot of the time if they're noticed

they're going to get some really interesting photos

it's usually Johnny who ends up covering your face

or he'll take off his sunglasses and put them on your face

carries your purse even when you don't ask him too

hand in your back pocket when you're walking

often likes to pick you up because he thinks it's funny

but when you're on a date night together after a few drinks

the tables are turned

and you're somehow hauling a six-foot tall johnny onto your back

the photos are hilarious, and you end up framing them for your home

it sums up the chaos that is your relationship

your drunken nights out result in the best photos and the most pda heavy

there are a million images of the two of you kissing and his hands covering your ass

if he's feeling really scandalous

he's not afraid of the cameras

in fact, he really likes using them to his advantage to get on your nerves, but you can't be mad

because you always get cute pictures, and the headlines are fun to laugh at

he'll bring out his best model poses if he's really into it
specifically, the turn and look over the shoulder a classic.

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