Johnny Knoxville One-Shots

riding a skateboard: Johnny Knoxville

You had a skater boyfriend one day,

Johnny decided

To teach you how to ride

His skateboard

"Okay,

it's simple, Johnny Began, explaining the basics as you nodded.

"Ready?" He asks

What if I fall?"

"You won't, my love. trust me, he says, placing his hands on your waist to keep you steady.

Your hands go onto his shoulders for support as you step onto the skateboard.

The board rocks as you let out a tiny scream in fear.

Your boyfriend Johnny chuckles. "It's okay. Just hold on to me, baby."