Payback: Johnny Knoxville

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Johnny opened the door to his trailer and flopped down onto the bed, exhausted after watching his back all day because of all the pranks that were being played on him by the other guys. He groaned slightly as he adjusted his position on the bed, body aching from Bams prank that ended with Johnny falling off the top of the van.

He'd come to work that morning prepared for the usual pranks on his birthday but this year the guys hadn't held back at all. He dug his phone out of his pocket and dialled his favourite number in his contacts.

'Hey, birthday boy, what's up?'

'Hey, sweetheart, I need you to come to set tomorrow, I have a plan.'

You turned up to set and was met by Johnny waiting for you. You walked up to him, a grin plastered across both of your faces as you greeted your best friend.

'Good to see you PJ.' You smiled as you both wrapped your arms around each other.

'You too, how come I didn't see ya yesterday doll,' Johnny said with a pout, making you laugh as you reached into the passenger seat of your car.

'Don't worry, I didn't forget your present,' you joked as you turned back around, gift bag in hand. Johnny grinned as he took the bag from me and peered inside. His face lit up when he saw his gift and laughed in amazement as he pulled it out.

'(Y/N), this is amazing!' He exclaimed. He pulled out a black leather belt with thick white stitching around the edge. In the centre of the belt, in white lettering was the word Knoxville. Johnny quickly pulled the belt he was currently wearing off and slipped the new one through the loops in his dickies, looking extremely pleased when he looks back up at you. 'Thanks doll, officially my favourite belt.'

'It's your only belt, you can get rid of that thing now,' you laughed, knowing how long he'd had his current one. 'Anyway, I came here for a reason, right?'

Johnny laughed and put his arm around your shoulders as we walked away from your car, 'this is going to be brilliant.'

When you saw the others, they ran up and greeted you with hugs and talk of how it had been too long since you'd last been to set. Bam came running up to you, ready to tell you about the prank he'd pulled on Johnny yesterday. It wasn't a secret that Bam had a bit of a crush on you so payback was going to be all that much sweeter.

'He'd climbed to the top of the van, didn't hear me climbing up behind him and I got him with the clippers,' Bam cackled as he recounted Johnny falling off the van, clearly proud of himself.

You nodded along, acting as if you were hearing the story for the first time when in reality, Johnny had filled you in on everything whilst you two were planning last night. Johnny had enlisted you in his plan to get Bam back because the guys knew you as the "nice girl" so you helping Johnny would be the last thing in their minds.

'So that's why he has that bald patch at the back of his head,' you laughed at Johnny, a small smirk on his face, knowing what was coming, 'so what things are you filming today?'

'I'm doing a stunt called The Wind Tunnel where basically I'm going to be standing in a trailer and this fucking huge wind machine is going to be pointed at me and I'm going to try to hold on as long as I can.'

'That's so cool, mind if I watch?'

'Hell yeah!'

When Bam walked away to get prepared for the stunt, you and Johnny headed in the opposite direction to make sure everything was prepared for your prank. Yes, Bam was going to be doing The Wind Tunnel, however, what he didn't know what that you and Johnny had made a gate at the back of the tunnel so when Bam hit the back, the gate would close which was when you and Johnny had arranged for a King Cobra to be put in the back.

The plan went perfectly. As soon as Bam hit the back, the gate swung closed in front of him and as soon as he saw the snake, he screamed like a little girl and tried to climb up the sides. You and Johnny couldn't watch it properly due to the tears that were streaming out of both of your eyes from where you had been laughing. Whilst you were still laughing, Johnny nudged you in the side lightly to get your attention.

'Wanna see the cherry on top?' I nodded and, grinning still, he pulled out a hair clipper from his pocket and walked over to Bams back which was pressed firmly against the back of the tunnel,

trying to get as far away from the snake as he could. Smoothly, Johnny ran the clippers straight up the back of Bams head, giving him a bald line up the back of his head. This made him jump and smack his head against the metal wall behind him.

When you both thought he'd suffered enough, the snake was removed from the tunnel and Bam was let out. The first thing he did was run straight past you and tackled Johnny to the ground, Johnny going easily from how much he was laughing.

'You dick!'

'Woah, the snake was (Y/N)'s idea! I just needed payback for the hair!'

Bam turned towards you. You were standing behind him, smiling sweetly, not looking at all like you could have orchestrated the prank.

'You did this?' Bam said incredulously.

'What? Knoxville's my best friend, you think I wouldn't learn a few things about pranks?'

Bam walked away, throwing us both his middle fingers as Johnny's cackle ran out across the whole set.

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