Stupid Me/Keyboard Rant

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I have bad intrusive thoughts

who doesnt?

one was at one am about a week ago

it was like "see your laptop"

and i was like "yes?"

it was like "see its keys?"

and in my mind i was like, this is a bad idea, but i was like, "yes?"

it was like "PULL THEM ALL OFF RIGHT NOW OR NO ONE LOVES YOU AND YOU SHOULD DIE"

and i was like "okay mr intrusive thought" 

and that is how  i ended up pulling all my keyboard keys off and why my "n" key and space bar dont work unless i very agressivly bang on them. ha ha ha kill me now. so if i miss any letters or have double of them, its because my keyboard doesnt really work.

the end

~Alex

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