Me!

✨my fucking crazy day✨

(ignore the spelling and lack of enthusiasm im tired and cant give a fuck rn)

it all started at 7:00am (too early to function)  i went to school early with some friends to decorate my best friend's locker (shes 13 now, super old) and i blew up baloons, even tho im terrified of them. then i had to go to a school assembly (im not sure if other countries have them or not)

this assmebly was my idea of a literal hell.

first new tiny kids (theyre all the same age as me, but in the grade bellow us) and we had to teach them the school song. excuse me for a second while i scream it: CRUCI DUM SPIRO FIDOOOOOOOOO. (we get in trouble for singing it wrong all the time) so we taught them this realy hard teally religous school song thats half in latin, then we had to teach them the school chant (its chaotic as fuck, its a bunch of chants stuck together, tell me if you want to hear it, ill type it out in another chapter) then as were teaching them the school chant which everyone hates and says really quietly, this girl suddenly screamed, and me being me, i dropped on the floor thinking there was a shooter. she was screaming the school chant. i was so embarrassed. then we have to sing the school song, and no one was singing so this teacher on stagestarted screaming the school song, then started running around the hall  we were in screaming the school song and yelling at us to be louder, and it was kinda scary.

then i had math and a girl ran out of it and didnt show up until lunch two hours later

EVEN MORE BALLOONS!!  my scicne teaacher was like "im going to stab this balloon with  a skewer and it wont pop because scince" (not what he said, i just cant remember) AND THEN IT POPED AND I JUMPED AND I HATED IT.

then i had drama and a little bitch (jk, shes nice) joined my grade and she's younger then me (i was the youngest) and now im not but we sit in birthday order, so im still at the back.

then i had tutoring and i think my math tutor is worse at math then me because she called a rectangle a triangle multiple times

then while i was dressed like a boy i got cat called (i was walking my dog) and the girl saw my face and was like "you a tranny?" and i was super smart and siad "yes?" and then she told me to fuck off and not to waste her time

then i heard my neighbours and the son (a dumbarse 22y/o who everyone hates because he reeves his motorbike at 12am really loudly every night) said to his mum and dad:

him: mum dad, im gay

his parents: ...

him: ...

his parents: ...

him: just kidding!! as if i could be a fag

and that was my day!!