Me!

my *very* active day

I had SO MUCH sport today, omfg I'm exhausted

I had swimming and right now we're learning "lifesaving" 

It's just sliding into the pool and swimming head-up freestyle

but we had to do scissor kicks and the trans guy in my class and me were in the same lane (me, him, a girl from LA, and my best friend all go in the same lane and just be stupid and laugh so hard we almost drown, its a shit ton of fun) 

and he had the audacity to say "go Alex, go scissor people"

AND WHEN I TELL YOU I SNORTED SO LOUD

and then the girl in my lane from LA (we shall call her, Kiera) was like "yeah, let's all go scissor each other" 

AND OH, MY FUCKING GOD, MY BEST FRIEND IS THE FUNNIEST LITTLE ALLY, LIKE SHE'LL MAKE JOKES ABOUT ME BEING GAY, THEN SIT ON MY LAP 

(Quick story of how i accidentally outed myself to the TCs:

my best friend was sitting in my lap, and they were like "gross" and we I said "don't worry, only one of us is gay!" and then realised what I said. also, this was like a year ago, almost to the day)

and she didn't get the scissor jokes until harry (fake name for trans dude) explained it to her, and when he did she yelled out "NO MORE LESBIAN JOKES" and we got the weirdest looks

also, I had like the worst day today for three reasons:

1) in geography I told a girl "Oh yeah, I have synesthesia" AND THIS BITCH HAS THE AUDICITY TO GO AND TELL EVERYONE I WAS FAKING, AND I GOT SO MANY QUESTIONS LIKE "wdym you see songs, that's weird" "what does this colour smell like??" and "what colour am I????"

AND I WAS SO UNCOMFORTABLE 

2) IT WAS FUCKING SCHOOL SPIRIT DAY 

and I'm class captain (my duties include, reading ALOUD the class prayer, last week the teacher made me start again because when I'm nervous my stutter and lisp come back a bit, and also dyslexia is super helpful when reading. also I have to evacuate everyone when someone pulls the fire alarm) 

so I had to dress up and I wore those bead necklace things, it was blue and yellow for school colours

AND THEY CAME OFF ON MY SKIN, MY WHITE SHIRT AND PASTY SKIN IS STAINED BLUE

I LOOKED LIKE A FUCKING SMURF

3) I had 2 basketball games (my legs have died on me)

and I play div 3, which isn't the worst, but not the best, but apparently I've been playing well for the last couple weeks, so after my div 3 game I had to go play div 1

DIVISON ONE!!! they're all arseholes who don't pass the ball

and they yelled at me and made me cry because I missed ONE shot and dropped ONE ball

edit: im in div 1 now, omg its a whole arse workout, i love it.

my body is tired and I have work tomorrow, AND BECAUSE IM ILLEGALLY WORKING, THEY CUT DOWN MY HOURS "minimum wage, maximum fun" AND NOW I GET $7 A WEEK!!!