crazy demon goat cult people

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little disclaimer: this was a really weird dream, but I'm not into foot stuff or anything, I'm demisexual, I don't know why there were so many feet things in said dream, it was really weird.


I'm getting so good at titles, I know. this is like a kinda story about a dream I had, I swear someone put acid in the drinking water or something.

it started kinda normal, I was part of a group of five people, and we were starting civilisation (you're welcome), and I was in charge of mines, or just diamond mines or something, I'm not sure. the other people kept asking for diamonds and gold and all this fancy stuff, so I kept giving it to them, but when I asked for them to pay for everything suddenly I'm  on this minecart that's going really quickly backwards into this really dark mine shaft, but three other people are in this cart with me, and one gets their phone out to take a selfie with all of us, and we see this creature in the camera view behind us pop out of the rock, turn into a kinda creepy looking backwards satyr (goat head and torso, human legs and hooves) and then turn into a person and climb into the mine cart, so we all start screaming until it turns into a person, then we were really chill about it, which was weird.


and this wasn't a Lucy dream or anything, I didn't know what was going on.

then we emerge and suddenly there's all these weird looking people, kinda human but not quite, and we were all really scared of them, but I don't know why. then we realise that their legs and feet (they were wearing shorts and no shoes) were shaped like tree trunks and were a kinda molted green. then me and these other people from the mine cart (minus the goat dude) were running around looking at everyone's legs and feet to see who was normal and who was not, when these weird goat-tree people chase us into this kinda bowl-shaped place with an entrance to the mine, but the big bowl-dent thing was filled with Minecraft lava, then they start shoving us towards the lava  while chanting like they were in a cult and we fell in, and then I woke up, passed out on the tile floor of the laundry room in my family's house. 

it was also dark when I woke up, I was really scared by the dream, I don't know why, and I got really scared so I walked upstairs and for some reason thought my parents were goat-people in disguise, so I hid in my room for a bit, until I calmed down.

this was a really weird dream, I know.


~alex

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