Me!

my school's dumb rules

TW: mention/suggestion of self-harm and self-harm scars.

I poke a bit of fun at my school's Christianity, if it offends anyone, I'll take it down, but just remember that 99% of this book is a joke and this chapter just making fun of stuff because I don't have a life.

I literally had to sign a contract when I was 10 that said I wouldn't post a photo of me or anyone else in my school uniform, but let me describe it to you:

A mid-calf length skirt that is pleated and checked blue with yellow stripes, a white blouse with piping the same material as the skirt, a tie that is the same as the skirt, a white formal hat that cost $89 (ridiculous, I know) and in winter a mandatory blazer that is HUGE and scratchy and always makes me cry because I hate it. also, Australian winter = not hot at all and we all die in the blazers. I love the jumper though, it's a nice warm fabric and has LONG SLEEVES!!!! (long sleeves are my best friend) and the sport uniform is a pair of shorts that are that awful fabric that make the whooshing noise when you walk and are highly flammable, then a normal shirt like a polo that's blue and yellow and ✨the sports jacket✨ I love the sports jacket more than my family, its warm it has a zipper, it's over sized and covered my whole hands in the sleeves (again, we love long sleeve because I'm a mentally ill bitch with no self-control), but that sport jacket is like that one t-shirt in the cupboard that you absolutely love, if you know what I mean. it also makes my chest look flat, so does the normal jumper, so I love them both.

hair rules:

no colours Jesus wouldn't like. no shaved heads, dyed hair or pixie cuts.

jewerarly:

its actually ridiculous the rules about jewelry, who wants me to post a picture of the rules in the handbook about jewelry? no necklaces that aren't THE HOLY CROSS PRAISE JESUS KILL ALL THE GAYS HALLELUJAH AMEN JESUS GOD HOLY GHOST. no piercings that aren't lobe (including belly button and tounge) 

makeup:

no makeup including the ONE TIME I used concealer because I hadn't slept in days and had bags under my eyes, my teacher literally scrubbed it off my face.

ribbon:

at least one BLUE hair ribbon must be worn in your hair every day or else you get detention.

socks:

omfg, they are so weird about the sock rule, like why the fuck are you looking at my feet??

the perfect length sock must be WHITE and folded a bit in perfect condition and not dirty,

ignore how bad this is and shit like that idfk its late and I still need to edit this, I'll make it better later.