✨Queerness rant✨

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So, I am a raging homosexual and was in THE OLDEST FRENCH BOOK SHOP (which I think is so cool ((the bookshop, not the gayness(((both are pretty cool, I guess though) and there is this whole part dedicated to the queer community and my mum (I'm only out to two friends and wattpad so no one else knows) my mum wouldn't let me look at the gay section because "you're not gay so it doesn't matter" so I tricked her by saying I'll be ten minutes, but you and dad go drink your wine and she's like "okay but hurry up" and then she leaves so I go to the gay section and pick up a couple lesbian books to look at and this lady goes "es-tu lesbienne ?" and me who was wearing a pair of pride earrings with the flag in safety pins, a rainbow beanie and a black jumper with rainbow stripes was like "..... oui?" And she was like "je le pensais" and then walked off and I was like "????" It was really funny though, but I almost got caught by my mum and had to quickly pretend to look at a French picture book about countries.

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